Knives

Me: Had a dream that Mr. Cutting Utensil guy and Vash were my friends. Or rather reluctant friend in the case of Knives. Was tryna find a book that belonged to me that was just thrown into a bookshelf and bc of how the shelf was organized it was in alphabet order (based on the title) but I just couldn’t find it esp bc I’m short and it was on a higher shelf. And idk what happened maybe he just got annoyed seeing me struggling trying to find this book he eventually started helping me look for it by poking around the higher shelves for me.

Me: Eventually lost track of him for a while and I was getting ready to leave albeit slightly bummed out bc I couldn’t find my book but then here comes Vash and he brings me my book saying that Knives found it but didn’t wanna bring it to me himself for some reason that Vash would not elaborate on. He also mentioned that he was waiting for us outside of… wherever we were. I think it was the campus library? Anyways… we walk outside n meet up with Knives who refuses to say anything to me after I thank him for finding my book. And we start walking to who knows where. At some point Vash puts me in a headlock not a violent one or anything. He was just being silly and saying something about how Nai usually isn’t that nice to others

Me: And then I woke up

Sads: haven't gotten to read all of your dream but :3c knives' special human. not as a pet. just as a kinda person to stand on opposite ends of the plant lab with

Sads: knives being like "i'm not helping you because i'm nice i'm helping you because watching you struggle is sad"

Me: Yeah…

Sads: better than my grocery store coworker who didn't want to date check the stuff on the top shelf and was like "why" and i was like "because you're taller than me? and you aren't doing anything?"

Sads: to specify i was checking the other 3 shelves i could reach and this dude didn't want to check the tallest one. he was just Supervising. he was not my supervisor

Sads: surprised dream knives didn't just put the book somewhere you would check and find it and then leave. no witnesses*

Me: The thing I didn’t mention tho about this dream was that when it came to the shelves that were higher up there was a point where he’d just pull down a book, show it to me wordlessly, and then wait for me to say yes or no in regards to if that was the book I was looking for

Sads: lmao... unnecessary action because he knew what you were looking for all along. or dream plot hole

Me: I told him the name of the book and he was still just going 😐❓ at every book he showed me

Me in response to *: His way of doing that was just handing it over to Vash despite the fact that the 3 of us still ended up walking together to who knows where so like. Could’ve just gave me the book then but dream logic I suppose :|c

Sads: "vash i found the human's book but i don't want to hand it over or i'll seem NICE what do i do" and vash going "no problem i got it! knives found this for you" and knives being like GODDAMNIT