Foundy

FOUNDYFOUNDYFOUNDYFOUNDYFOUNDYFOUNDYFOUNDYFOUNDY(repeat for as long as you'd like), or just Foundy if you're not in the headspace to be properly formal to your superiors (Rude.), is a definitley not sapient and/or maliciously inclined mascot for a very normal pharmaceutical company. Extremely trustworthy, too. Uses whatever pronouns they want, including their own name, because they don't care about gender in any tangible way.

Foundy isn't exactly tangible, either! He really only exists in media, from posters to videos, and can jump between them at will. She isn't a singular body, just a bunch of seperated Foundies that exist as one singular mind that acts as a very competent and polite and otherwise not malicious manager/surveillance system/twisted reflection of the founder's insecurities.

Haha, but let's be serious here. Foundy isn't a real thing, they're just a little mascot for a big company, right?
Right?
..guys??

Please report any physical, psychological or otherwise unpleasent effects from exposure to your local department's Facet and wait patiently for collection.