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Rats: Rats, we’re rats, we’re the rats! We prey at night, we stalk at night, we’re the rats!

Giant rat: I’m da giant rat that makes all of da rules!

Rats: Let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!

****: So sue me for being thorough, I wanna know that you know what the plan is.

Trench Coat Man: Look, seriously mate, how many artifacts do we need to steal before you trust me with these jobs?

****: Well I just want to make sure you know what’s happening, we’re gonna get the treasure, we’re gonna get outta there and we’re als- stars mumbling

Blue man: HUAHAHA

****: And we must get it! That’s the most important thing. So be on your A game, we go now!

Blue Man: I get to drive the car today cuz it’s my birthday!

****: No don’t let him get in the car -uhh please don’t let-

Blue man: quietly come on

****: Oh he’s driving, whatever.

Trench coat Man: Bloody hell. Oi, more importantly, since when did we have a rat problem?

****: We don’t, get in. - Lets go, speed it up! Yeah that’s the speed i’m looking for, that’s the kind of fastness I want!

*cuts to the town*

****: I don’t even know where you’re going at this point, we’ve been driving all night.

Blue man: It’s my birthday

****: Hey you-you just- you’re running over a guy right now. He’s ******* serious?

Trench Coat Man: Can you remind me next time we do this, I’m getting my nan to drive

*Camera cuts inside of a cafe shop*

Clerk: Um yea excuse me sir, yea you over there dancing, it’s actually $10 to dance in this building so you’re gonna have to give me- we’re all gonna die!!!!

****: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury may I have the attention of the class. My name is **** “Dastardly” Richard, and I’m here to take the treasure chest that’s in the back room! Go get it boys, I’ll follow you in. And let me tell you something Clerk, if you so as move a muscle, I’ll make sure you stay buried in that ground there, alright let’s go.

**** goes into the Mayan Temple, the golden statue comes alive and follows him

****: Alright, gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme, is the treasure in there? Is it in there?

Trench Coat Man: Yep, it’s all here.

****: Ohhh yes! Now that’s what I like to hear. And now we are invincible!

Gerrard: Not so fast! You stand before Gerrard, Guardian of the treasure chest of the Mayan temple, and I will make sure to— hey!

Giant Rat picks him up and throws him into the abyss

Trench Coat Man: Ah **** this, I’m off.

Gerrard: Hey wha- what are you doing?

Rats: We’re the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we’re the rats!

****: Alright yea that’s cool yea I like rats, nothing bad with rats but let me tell you something, over my dead body are you getting this treasure -rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats-

Blue Man: Oh man look at that flock of birds over there that reminds me of my favourite movie, da movie! That’s your favourite movie too right?

Giant Rat: No my favourite movie’s frozen, I like Elsa and Anna, ok now I kill you kick

Blue Man: Wow that’s great pick choice for favouritist movie, I wonder if I have to think that now...

Small/Giant Rat: Now I get to be the giant rat cool surprise!

Camera moves back to the town where the police have arrived

Police Officer: So you’re trying to tell me that inside this building right here there is a giant rat, among other things giant pickles, did he say pickles? Or am I putting that in there by myself. Whatever, Sargent Pickles is gonna go in there and check it out we’re gonna make sure everything’s ok, and uh get me some candy corn too, that’s a weird request I know but just get it.

Camera cuts back into the cafe shop

Giant rat: You guys are gonna drop it and we’re gonna be in big trouble so quit prancing around- I hear somebody coming somebody- put it down put it down, hey get in! Hello, sir welcome to the rat cafe, there’s no rats here there’s just uh hamburgers.

Police Officer 2: Yeeah that would be real nice if that were true, except it isn’t, your a rat, aren’t you?

Giant rat: No no why would that happen that’s not we’re just ra- We’re just people.

Police officer 2: Man I’m gonna be taking you in an-

Jerma: You know wouldn’t this be funny it it were real? Haha just kidding. Be careful apparently there’s a giant rat around.

Giant rat: You have a good day officer

Officer leaves and Camera follows to the town

Police officer: So, ya figure anything out in there?

Police officer 2. Nah, he’s clean. It’s back to the drawing board.

Police officer: Well that’s, that’s great uh I don’t know how to draw so you’re gonna have to do the drawing.

Cat police music starts and the cat police arrive

Scritchy Scratch: Sergeant Scritchy Scratch of the cat police reporting in! You are now relived if your duty.

Police officer 1 & 2: gibberish simultaneous approving the cat police

Scritchy Scratch: Thank you, your duty will not go unnoticed. What’s that on you?

Police officer 2: What?

Scritchy Scratch: Are you wearing a rat on your shoulder?

Police officer 2: Why would I be wearing a-

The small rat drives into the cafe shop after stealing a police car

Small rat: Boss we got big problems! The cat police are here!

Giant rat: What are you kidding me right now cat police? Get us the **** outta here! Ueeeh drive the car! Get us out! Let’s speed it up! Get us the **** outta here! Cat police!

Rats: Inaudible screaming and yelling

Scritchy Scratch: Good job cat police, you did it again you saved the world, and that’s what we do as cat police, we make the world a better pl-

Camera cuts to space where Earth blows up and a UFO with a cat head is nearby