Evie

Evie was using the Sovereign's database to look up for herself, which also leads to burritos, and Corgis, but it got stuck on talking about Mexican burritos instead.

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> REMOTE SOVEREIGN DATABASE TEXT-ONLY SEARCH INITIALIZED.
> WELCOME, USER "WINTERWITCH".
> PLEASE ENTER SEARCH QUERY.

?> news about Evie

> THERE ARE 3 NEW ARTICLES SINCE YOUR LAST SEARCH 7 HOURS, 38 MINUTES AGO.

?> that's way too low

> SORRY, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND "thats way too low". WOULD YOU LIKE TO REFINE YOUR QUERY?

?> who's more popular than Evie

> SORRY, I DIDN~XXX

?> who's more popular than Evie, the Winter Witch

> SORR ~XXX

?> first article about Evie

> THE FIRST CITY NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT 'EVIE' WAS 144 YEARS 11 MONT~XXX

?> 144 years ago?????? Sheesh im way older than that

> MAJOR EVENTS OF 144 YEARS AGO:
> FIRST GOLD MEDALIST EVER MADE IN BURRITO FEAST RECORDS. RELATED: DR. ZHOU, MEI-LING
> BURRITO FEAST TRUE ORIGIN AND PURP~XXX

> MINOR EVENTS OF 126 YEARS AGO:
> THE FIRST 77-MATCH BURRITO FEAST EATING CONTEST WINNING STREAK RECORDED. RELATED: TANIKS, THE SCARRED
> " SUPERCORGIDIABETALEXPLOSION 9000" CRISIS RE-ENTERS FEAST AFTER CITIZENS REPORTED UNEXPLAINED SHOCKWAVE. SOME FEASTERS HAVE TURNED INTO DEFORMED FREAKS AFTER EATING ALL THE BURRITOS DURING THE FEAST. RELAT~XXX

?> did we get invaded by burrito creatures

> SORRY, I D~XXX

?> did burrito creatures ever exist

> THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BURRITO CREATURES AND THEY ONLY FORM THROUGH YOUR IMAGINATION. SOME EARLY SIGHTINGS OF BURRITOS ARE MEXICAN FOOD. MISTAKENLY IDENTIFIED AS BURRITO CREATURES CREATED BY THE ELUSIVE ONE

?> did the elusive one ever ride horses

> NO.

?> what were we talking about

> LAST 80 SEARCHES ACROSS ALL DEVICES, CHRONOLOGICAL:
> "elusive one's real name" "corgi's real name" "burrito ingredient locker default password" "corgi giant decoy" "corgi burrito real" "burrito ingredient how to create" "are burritos real" "Burrito and burritos differences" "delete search history" "how do i delete search history" "Burrito feast" "Corgi and Corndogs" "Corgi's paw" "how do I turn on safe mode" "how to set vpn" "accidentally set Mexican burritos as pc background" "how much do new subscriptions cost" "Sovereign discount for new ter~XXX

?> Corgi

> OVER 50,000,000 RESULTS FOUND. PLEASE NARROW SEARCH CRITERIA.

?> Corgi Burrito

> OVER 70,000,000 RESULTS FOUND. PLE~XXX

?> where did the Corgi come from

> OVER 10,000,000 RESULTS F~XXX

?> Mexican Burritos pc background

> PLEASE CONNECT TO A DEVICE WITH AN IMAGE DISPLAY TO VIEW THESE RESULTS.

?> Burrito Feast Origin

>...THERE WERE 7 CORGIS CREATED PRIOR TO THE COLLAPSE, THIS CORGI BURRITO FEAST HAS BEEN A POPULAR PILGRIMAGE DESTINATION FOR THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. AS THE FEAST TRANSFORMATION OF THE KNELL KINGDOM WAS INCOMPLETE, THE KINGDOM'S CLIMATE AND GEOGRAPHY DO NOT SUPPORT ONLOOKERS IN SORNEITH WORLD MAPS. BOB THEREFORE RECOMM~XXX

?> Burrito snacks

> ALL RESULTS TAGGED WITH THE FOLLOWING RELATED SEARCH QUERIES REQUIRE TWO-HALFS SOVEREIGN AUTHORIZATION FOR DISCLOSURE:
> "BURRITO VITAMINS" "BURRITO ACTION SNACKS" "MEXICAN BURRITO" "EDIBLE BURRITO" "BURRITO BURRITO" "SUAVE SHAVECITO"

?> what??????????

> ALL RESULTS TAGGED W~XXX

?> Corgi current location

> CORGI IS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN. WOULD Y~XXX

> logout

(Evie, consumed by rage, glared at Mozzarella. Her hands instinctively gripped the sides of her PC, a surge of adrenaline coursing through her.)

> THANK YOU FOR USING THE SOVEREIGN TEXT-ONLY DATABASE, USER "WINTERWITCH". IPSA SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST.

(Evie then hurls the pc across the room)