ShesMichael
(#91049876)
Purveyor of Peculiars
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Energy: 46/50
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
2.73 m
Wingspan
1.57 m
Weight
98.06 kg
Genetics
Gold
Flaunt
Flaunt
Gold
Flair
Flair
Gold
Basic
Basic
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Spiral
EXP: 0 / 245
STR
5
AGI
9
DEF
5
QCK
8
INT
6
VIT
6
MND
6
Biography
Michael The Travelling Merchant
"Purveyor of Oddities"
On your travels you come upon a strange building. You're sure it was not there yesterday, and yet, how would a building of this scale just... appear? You must investigate. A little bell heralds your entrance, and you're overwhelmed by the scent of old perfume. When your eyes finally stop watering from the stench, you can see her: a spiral with scales like a gaudy old rug. She smiles.
"Welcome, valued customer! Please, peruse Michael's wares to your heart's content. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for!"
You do just that, hesitantly perusing the shelves. The array of stock is as wide as it is wild.
"Should you see something you like, you need but send Michael a letter! Michael shall send the item to you post-haste! Just ask Michael's assistant over there on how to buy."
A letter? Send the item? Was this place not real? Before you can even ask, you turn around to find the Spiral has vanished. Will you return to the shelves, or leave the strange shop here?
Michael's Stock:
Medielle's Magic Carpet: Are you tired of needing to flap your wings to fly anywhere? Are you sick of your area rug not entertaining your guests with thirteen preloaded songs? Are you a flightless dragon who wants to soar the skies like your brethren? Then this product is for you! With Medielle's Magic Carpet, you can fly without wings! All you need to pay is the low, low price of 5,000t/5g! |
Fateweaving Mirror Doll: Riddle me this, dear customer: Have you ever wanted to control the fate of a stranger? Of course you have! Michael is sure you've asked yourself a thousand times over just how one can accomplish this. Well, wonder no more, for this product is for you! With the Fateweaving Mirror Doll, you can take the fate of one unlucky Mirror you've likely never met into your hands! Perhaps you can even free him from his unfortunate fate. . . 3,000t/3g! |
Book of Accursed Knowledge: Let's face it: today's books are so passé. If you're like Michael, then you miss the good days when there were thrills to be found in a good book! Well, worry no more, for Michael has the solution for you! With this book of Accursed Knowledge, you can risk your life every time you open the pages! It even comes with the added perk of learning magics long forbidden, making you an instant criminal! An exciting life awaits you for the price of 1000t/1g! |
Evil Lawn Ornaments: Flamingo lawn ornaments were once the peek of lawn decor before time eroded them into a gaudy novelty that would get your house egged by rowdy teens. That's where the Evil Lawn Ornament comes in. Those teens will think twice about throwing eggs when they get hunted down by a plastic flamingo shooting lasers out of its eyes. This thing will not stop until all who tempt its rage are dead! When it vanishes, give it 3-5 business days and keep a low profile. 2500/2g for 5. |
A Mortal Soul: Ah, yes, the screaming ghosts in the bargain bin. Michael's not overly attached to those. Michael got them appraised by some priests in Bloodspiller, they say they've been rejected by the heavens and are of no use to them. Michael's been trying to sell them ever since. They are on sale! Michael has their goodies, consider it a... a grab bag! A mystery box! You can buy the mystery box for 5000t/5g or the soul itself for... 47t! |
Eye of the Endkeeper: Oh, that's on the shelf? Michael's assistant is utterly useless, that is a priceless object. One that should not exist yet. Oh heavens... but it is on the shelf. Michael is obligated to sell it by nature of Michael's otherworldly contracts. Michael should warn, that putting this item on does risk you getting glimpses of a distant future and whispers from an entity that has not yet been born. It causes its wearer great emotional distress. Michael will sell it to you for 5000t/5g. |
Live Dragon Hatchlings: Ohh, those children in the corner over there? Yes, they are for sale. People will offer Michael their clutches in trade for the items Michael has. Michael has no use for babies, but Michael's contract dictates this trade is acceptable. Michael will sell them for various prices based on how pretty Michael thinks the babies are. They are here in reality, no letter is required, but you may pen one to Michael if you want the stuff they came with after purchasing them. |
Pearlcatcher's Pearl Pendant: Pearlcatcher's pearls are pretty valuable to them, no? Michael knew this. That's why Michael stole her rival's pearl. He now is abandoned to the wilds, his life has no meaning and Michael has no competition. This allows Michael to sell whatever she wants at whatever price she wants. But Michael is not like her rival, Michael is nice! Michael will sell you the shattered remnants of her rival's pearl that Michael fashioned into a necklace for 25,000t/25g. |
Michael's Magnificent Merchant's Mantle: Michael's clothes? She uses them to weave this elaborate illusion to sell her wares wherever you are! ...You want to buy the clothes off Michael's back? Very well, Michael supposes. Michael is bound by her contract, everything is for sale! Even Michael. You likely cannot afford Michael, Michael is very expensive. As is her clothes. But if you truly cannot be deterred, Michael's Magnificent Merchant's Mantle can be purchased from for 100,000t/100g. |
Michael: You cannot afford Michael. Even if you could afford Michael. Why buy Michael? To get her goods? Michael would understand. Michael just hopes you let her continue to be a merchant if you do buy her. Michael would be floored if you could buy Michael, though. Michael is very expensive. This is to deter people from buying Michael. But Michael, like everything Michael owns, can be bought. You can buy Michael for 10,500,000t/10,500g. |
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