Telephone

Touch-Tone Telephone, or just Telephone as she is known in casual conversation, is a vimbrant Wimzard Mushelisk who may or may not have successfully committed an odd piece of un-undo-able mischief in their attempt to become a Werekoi.

Notably, their entire mane and all other hair on their body is now a bunch of pink pythons. They don't seem to mind much, just caring more about the snakes' general wellbeing for now than undoing the mischief, much to everyone else's dismay. I mean, it's starting to get, like, increasingly weird. But what else do you expect from a Wimzard? Asking a Wimzard to stop being strange is like asking a fish to take a nice, vigorous jog. And, y'know, all that ends in is a lot of fish tears.

Seems to have a sweetheart, just judging by the Mushelisk Solventor Acid that she keeps around her neck in a Python-proof container. Who could it be? No one seems to know, but everyone is admittedly a bit curious about it. After all, Wimzard romance is a thing to be respected, adored, and feared, all at once.

Pre-Mischief #3886438

- Fun Facts: Once Punched Megatron in the face! (It's a Long story) The Pythons do not need to eat. But They do enjoy licking things. They also really like flowers. But their overall favorite thing is sorbet. Gleep is a thief! And a squire. Telephone sometimes nicks things too.

Notable Possessions:

• Literally Starscream from an alternate universe where he got hit with a shrink ray. Lives up to his name by screaming. Loudly. Almost all the time.
• A large Venus Fly Trap, capable of speech, that responds to the name Audrey. Is kept stable by Mushelisk plant-magic. Likes musical theater.
• Mushrooms.
• So. Many. Mushrooms.
• 221 swords, 312 Axes, 559 Daggers, etc., etc. (In Gleep's inventory.)
• A mysteriously ever-fresh Lavender Bouquet. (In Gleep's inventory.)
• Tickets to a Ferris Wheel, signed by "Shadow". (In Gleep's Inventory.)