Grumpy

HARUMPH!....I do not like this place, it is so drab. Have you seen my neighbors? You got a blue bugger who is always cold, on the wings. Who gets cold on the wings? *sigh* then there is Fang, by the name you would think he would be cool, someone that you can trust to always have your back. Yet look at him, he is so, bright. He Dress's like he is always going to some disco-tech and with that mask I do not even know who the hell he is and do not even get me started on the fact that he is constantly staring at that Nympho across the way. Ugh.

I try to keep warm, wearing my tail fluff, my matching feet fluff. Even this damn mask and yet, I am always cold. Have you seen the weather? the first sign of sunlight and those damned kids are always on my lawn. Why do I even have a lawn? do you know how hard a lawn is to mow when you do not own a lawnmower?

Also, why do I have this weird otter freak always staring up at me? he is always around my house, people think I have adopted the little freak. All he does is eat my digestive biscuits and hump my fridge.Fat little bugger.