Qareen

How better to open my series of interviews than with an ACTUAL BATMAN in VIOLENT VIOLET, PROUD PINK, and PUGNATIOUS PURPLE? One of the forerunners of his species, and a FIRST–GENERATION IN A LINE OF NOTHING BUT BRO, Qareen has clearly set out to PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT BATMANS ARE JUST AS MANLY AS OTHER MANS, and what a fine example of this he is! Not only does Qareen wear the aforementioned colours LIKE A BRO, he even SPARKLES WITH NOTHING BUT MANLINESS. Any would–be attackers have to contend with a ROCK–HARD HIDE THAT ALSO TENDS TO BLIND PEOPLE WITH THE EXTREME POWERS OF BRO in addition to a VERY ANGRY MAN – and trust me, you don't want to see Qareen when he's ANGRY.

Is being JUST BROSOME enough for him? BROF COURSE NOT! In a display of GREAT CARING and CHIVALRY, Qareen wears wings of feathers (IN THE BEST COLOUR) across his TRUE, SPARKLING ONES, so that the LESSER MANS of his MAN–CLAN will not be blinded by his mere presence in the clan. A pink and purple scarf wrapped elegantly around his neck makes Qareen look EVEN MOAR LIKE THE DASHING MAN HE TRULY IS, and of course also doubles as a KILLER WEAPON FOR STRANGLING BEARS WITH. The BRO–BRACELETS OF SOLID GOLD also emphasize what a MANTASTIC BRO this Nocturne is – to fly as well as Qareen can with them on, he must be able to SERIOUSLY LIFT.

Also, that's not a bunny he's got – it's a KILLER RABBIT that he has to WRESTLE BACK INTO ITS HUTCH EVERY NIGHT. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, and YOU BETTER FEAR IT. BRO YEAH.

–Manly McBro