Raijin

Paging Mr. Raijin! May I speak The Operator, please?

Love guru, lighting-catcher, and beloved radio host of love show “Sparks Fly!”, Raijin spends his days on the air helping anonymous dragons with any romance issue they might have. Even despite his loud personality and electric charms, many callers find his advice rather helpful, as ridiculous as his shocking dedication to puns is. You’ll never find a more devoted host and husband (as astounded as some listeners are when they learn he’s married), so really, if you can withstand the storm, why not a little lightning? The Operator is always open to chat, live on the air, ready to find that long-sought connection brimming within all our hearts!

Excerpts from his latest episode:

“Have no fear, my friend, The Operator has received your call! Might I suggest a more grounded approach? You can’t charge a battery all in one go, after all!”

“[GASP] Oh my, such a shocking development! Dear listener, you MUST tell us what happens after, lightning just may strike twice!”

“…oh, dear. I’m so sorry, listener, it looks like your dream man has a heart made of rubber…. Your electric charms simply bounced right off…”

“Dear listener, I understand your troubles! Sometimes your destined circuit only flows one way! Do you know what my adorable, lovely wife’s first words were to me? She said: ‘Move, you’re in my sun’! Completely unphased by my very best charms! Why, she only opened up once I turned down the power and tried to see things from her delightfully lazy perspective! That's my Mosey, for you!

If you want your girl to know your affections, I, dear listener, suggest reducing your output. At the rate you’re going, you just might blow a fuse and break the connection for good!”