Psychedelic

Psychedelic the confectioner

Mate: N/A

Sexuality: polyamorous

Personality: eccentric, loud, lunatic

Familiar: Fidgey the Articulated Fidget Toy

Reference: Psychedelic - word

Theme song: Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Buckwheat Boyz

"YOU WANT CANDY, ME WANT CANDY, WE ALL WANT CANDY!!!!!"

Oh SWEET Shadowbinder (haugh pun unintended), what's that loud voice? Ah, it's just the clan lunatic. He's ALWAYS advertising his hyper sugar sweets, as he calls them. Why are they called that? Probably because one bite of them will rot your entire mouth. You'll have a lovely dentist bill!!! Woo!!! But at least it's super tasty. Huh. Maybe has some of that Uncle Roger MSG in it... Who knows?? DON'T QUESTION IT, IT'S DELICIOUS! HAIYAAAAA!

He REALLY loves Cookie Monster from Sesame Street and now purposely talks like him, even with the third person part and the exaggerated tone. It's goofy and endearing and he's somehow not overly annoying about it. Fidgey helps with the advertising by freestyle painting posters. For a stupid toy with no arms, it's actually an amazing artist. Picasso, who?? FIDGEY IS HERE TO STEAL THE SHOW!!!

Fidgey also makes like the weirdest noises that Psychedelic has learned to understand mysteriously. It sounds like an alien toy (shocking, right???) mixed with bird screeching. Man, how does that even work?!? Also Psychedelic has even given Fidgey the nickname "worm-on-a-string" (bruh that's not even the SAME TOY, silly derg)! But yes, it's two lunatics and one candy shop up in this clan!