Thing

Cowboy advice:
-Don't squat with your spurs on
-Never drive black cattle in the dark
-Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you
-If it doesn't seem worth the effort it probably isn't
-Don't go in if you don't know the way out
-Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, or fool from any direction
-Dont dig for water under the outhouse
-Never miss a good chance to shut up
-Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in
-Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you
-It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
-Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings
-The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
-Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down
-Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it

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Dewberry's partner