Kain

Kain sure is... something. Kain is actually both of the head's names combined, Kaleb and Austin. They constantly bicker, boast, and babble. Kain is super, super loud, and most of Exile is annoyed by him, but he's pretty funny. He showers once in a blue moon, makes vulgar comments, and is afraid of women. Women are afraid of him, too, as he reeks worse than the Plaguebringer's soup. He doesn't discriminate, if they identify as anything remotely feminine, he will run away screaming, but not before trying to ask them if they have a boyfriend. Kaleb and Austin are constantly fighting over who gets the girl, and they try to flex what little they have. The ladies are repelled by this. Despite being explicitly made fun of by the teens in Exile, he still hangs out with them, and they have given up on getting rid of him. He never goes away, man. Kain actually has hobbies other than catcalling, surprisingly! His hobbies include golfing, practicing his high note, and touching his index claws together.

Based off a true story.