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"Logic is essential. Emotion is for weaklings." Laptop is part of the exchange student program alongside her sworn enemy Bookshelf. She is a #girlboss and #womaninSTEM. Laptop genuinely has prodigious skill in computer programming and engineering, but she mostly uses her talents to show off rather than contribute anything to Lightning Flight or her host clan. Laptop does not believe in magic, despite living in a fantasy dragon society. She is the type to insist that magic is just incredibly advanced science (and she will call you an idiot if you think otherwise). She absolutely loathes Bookshelf and everything he stands for, insisting that his work in the humanities is not nearly as important as her work in the sciences. The two are often seen fighting.

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Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a f---ing outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I f---ing hate gaming laptops.