THEGOAT

"I am gifted. I'm going to be the very best. I'll show everyone a new world. I'm the GOAT"




Her dream was to become the greatest cook, but she didn't want to be a normal cook. She wanted to be an ARTIST in cooking. A CULINARY SAVANT. With unique techniques and even more unique and stranger plates. She wanted to bring to THE SPAGHETTI a REVOLUTION.
She hates to make garbage and hates waste, for her everything can be eaten. If you are a good cook like her, you can make everything with anything, she said.
But her skills and ingenuity found a very difficult audience . Nobody understood her art. They said that her spaghetti are atrocious and shouldn't be called like that. And that they didn't like spaghetti at all. She felt insulted. Angry and disappointed by the stupidity and simplicity of the people of her clan, she decided to take her art elsewhere.
Driven out by many clans, she finally heads to a place very open to experimentation... and her creativity ran wild.






Curiosities:
Her tentacoles are her arms. She uses them to do everything.
She eats everything she cooks. Even if it isn't actually in "food category".
Somehow, she is still alive.
She recycles everything in food.



List of "Crimes" that got her famous:
"Cooking" with no fire directly on sand with no pot or pan.
Using remains of corpses that had sunk into the ocean as ingredients.
Making spaghetti with crushed seashells.
Using chemical wastes as water to cook spaghetti.
Metal Spaghetti. The non-music ones.
Setting things on fire and claiming them as "new cooking station". Yes, underwater too.





Resources from: dreamingcity, Storrie, clan-khuleborough, Archaic.