Rubblegum

Rubblegum's Reviews (please, add on a review from him about your clan below!)

MercuryFrog's Lair
Well, what is there to say? I popped out of the egg and the customer service? Horrendous. The place was so wet and everything smelled like fish. The view was excellent, but that was about it. I spent the majority of my time trying to find the spa, what sort of vacationing spot doesn't have a spa!! 2 stars, and that's generous.

AlumTheDragon's Lair
It seems that I have yet to find an actually decent place! While the service was good enough, the town itself (if you can even call it that) feels like a safety hazard in and of itself! While there were lots of shops and places to visit, there was no way for me to actually visit anything when the only thing keeping me from a horrible death in the hot goo beneath me were some flimsy boardwalks and roped bridges. Even if the general infrastructure was better, though, I don't really think I'd like to come back. 1 star, and that's only because the amenities were nice.

UmbraCrow's Lair
I would give this place zero stars if i could! The carved ice stairways are not at all OSHA approved, there's no railing or guard from the sheer cliff edge down into the ravine below. Extremely cold and a hard to access clan location that one can easily miss on the Reclaimer's Glacier >:/ not to mention the local clan leader was very strange and untrustworthy. I heard rumors about SHADES even! Who lets Shades roam around freely?

The only positive is the local grill run by a Banescale named Rude, not only does she grill fresh meats, bugs, and fish but she also grills vegetables for the vegan/vegetarian crowd. Her roasted dusky apple kebab with cursed garnish was delicious i couldn't recommend it mor- wait... 10/10

Schiraz's Lair
The dragons here are so disinterested in the newcomers. Appaling! They seem to be interested only in their own business, barely answer any questions, and scarcely say a word to each other. This den's saving grace is the design - despite being in a shaded area (as if Shadow dens need any more shadow) the individual homes are neatly kept, and whimsically covered in carefully cultivated glowing mushrooms and plants.

mmyth's lair
Three weeks ago, I set out on a vacation that was purportedly to an exquisite land filled with delicacy's such as Fiddle Puff Pastries and Seaberry Stew. The vacation has not been as advertised. The current city does seem to have decent forms of transportation, but I don't have anything else to congratulate it for. The wind is cold and brings in rain that lasts for weeks at a time. It's hardly worth the moss growing everywhere.

As I have yet to find any of the foods I was promised, I've decided to set up shop for a while and approach my situation methodically. I've found a small apartment near a library, and I'll be searching through the markets in the area.




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Uh-oh, looks like this dusty wad of bubblegum wandered a little too far from his home lair Mercuryfrog, 661473, and now he's off to see the world! If ever you feel the need to exalt, he'd really appreciate it if you could just return him to the home lair, or to the 'Dragons Off To See The World' thread, here. This is not necessary, but he would be very grateful!

Owners I've Had:

Mercuryfrog, 661473
AlumTheDragon, 506666
UmbraCrow, 166731
Schiraz, 598205
mmyth, 585611

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Scry by AlumTheDragon Scry by mmyth

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