Pank

why the **** is pank aahw
[lays on floor]
like he HAS to be because!! the *******is working with them in the animations and whileim not using the full ******* insanity of ‘em i sure am using them as the vaguest guideline known to man

…pank is Also a hank clone because the agency and the nexus shared a singular braincell that day, uhhhh how the **** did he get weird reality warping ********. probably the auditor ******* yeeting some that Employer Juice™️ into the genetic samples idk

bluh the thing is. while the aahw being for “take hank down” is really just a front for its true aim, the utter ******* animosity is still there
so why would audi even consider getting hank on their side

the auditor, probably: "hm, if we infuse our clone of hank with some of my essence, surely i will be able to control him like i can control any of my soldiers"

uhhhh something something "i can use him as my punching bag if im feeling particularly ******"
pank was originally designed as audi's personal punching bag LMAO

im mostly tryin to figure out how the— GOD. YEAH. THE GUY WOULD HAVE SO MUCH TRAUMA mostly trying to figure out how audi could get . desperate enough, i guess, to go “**** it we ball lets see if this will work”
probably just off the principle of send a thief to catch a thief, but here it’s ******* . [gestures at general direction of murder]

theyd prolly put actual effort into training the guy tbh
making him better than actual hank
natural talent and interest in Violence™️, yada yada yada,
some **** about not just. in skill level
mental ******** too
*******. constantly being told hes better than hank and to stop *******acting like the guy
pushed real hard into being like audi, kinda
not quite but yknow