Archive

Archive and Requiem LARP together instead of doing their actual jobs.

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: "Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."

: "My potions are too strong for you, traveller."

: "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."

: "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."

: "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."

: "My potions would kill you, traveller. You cannot handle my potions."

: "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."

: "My strongest potions would kill you, traveller. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."

: "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."

: "You don't know what you ask, traveller. My strongest potions will kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions because my potions are too strong."

: "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"

: "You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions aren't fit for a beast let alone a man."

: "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"

: "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."

: "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."

: "That's what you'd better do."

: "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"

: "Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."

: "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything... except your potions!"

: "Why respect knights... when my potions can do anything that you can."