Kyle

too ugly to exalt
they/them. they are far too powerful for gender
kyle the keeper of things that are worth 500g+ (proof of ownership dragon)
their forelimbs dangle long and limp, and their carries the constant stench of monster energy drink and potato chips.
they. they are my mascot
would i actually get interest if i sold them? perhaps.
if i ever get a imp scroll guess who gets it? :D
INSULT KYLE HERE https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/drs/3177586/4

He reminds me of my homework.

Ugly, annoying, and boring,
yet at the same time has so much going on that I can’t bear to look at it. - Wolfbyte
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hmmm. looks like he ate too many green apple warheads candy. dude who thinks eating the most tongue burning stuff imaginable is a personality trait - werewolfcandy
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what is this creature . they look like my dog after rolling around in grass

or like they rolled around in what happens after my dog eats grass-

i adore this creature and their questionable aesthetic appeal - despairpods
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He looks like someone tried to make a sharpie that is three colors. It didn't work out. - eternalLife
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They sure is a Kyle. - NameChanged95
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Are you sure you just don't wanna exalt them? *Side Eyes* - Krystal16
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They look like one of those multicolored pencils, except ugly.

They look like somebody sprayed neon green graffiti over a really ugly University of Michigan billboard.

I wouldn't trust them with things worth even 1g. Not that they could even hold anything with those slippery fingers.

Their limbs look like they were dipped in acid. Why stop there?

They look like they have severe pinkeye.

They're so ugly they made me stop and think of stupid insults for 10 straight minutes and waste my time (non-derogatory) - Abelarde
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Kyle looks like a scrapped mascot for Monster Energy - so I find the name quite fitting - Californiajacket
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A bag of glow sticks got hot glued to some denim jeans. - Bugbag
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Kyle is the kind of jerk who shows up to a party with a half-melted bag of ice and crappy paper napkins, eats all the food that other guests brought, and then leaves without saying goodbye. - Festivoog
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why does kyle remind me of blue bananas that my brain dreamt about, that and he looks radioactive and that tells me i shouldn't come near him - Soukyu
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Kyle looks like some one threw up yellow mustard on his wings while he was at a baseball game - Wurldpeaz
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Wildclaws can be extremely rare, and treasured. They have a 35 day breeding cooldown and their breed change scrolls are extremely expensive for how prized they may be.

Made and nurtured by the Gladekeeper, they seem to adore their own kind as they travel the forests as the raptors of Sornieth, feared by all other elements alike.

Many travellers welcome Wildclaws to their lairs and groups as a beautiful type of dragon. Some lairs may be filled with them and shown off to others as the beauty of a Wildclaw cannot be matched.

But honestly, with all things considered, I think the only thing that could be possibly rarer than a Wildclaw's beauty, fame and body is how much the Gladekeeper screwed up with this one. - Liondyi
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he has the same energy as that one boy in your class that really didn't see the importance of showering more than once every month because deodorant exists
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If looks could kill, Kyle would be responsible for many deaths. I think plague is a fitting element for him. Radioactive, moldy mustard shouldn't exist, but yet it does... In the form of Kyle. - SpectreCitadel
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He looks like he has pinkeye, barfed up a bunch up those green apple warheads on himself, and somebody threw mustard on him.. and he looks radioactive so I should stay away from him because I don’t want to get sick. - Luvia
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he dipped his hands in middle schooler sweatshirt juice™ - Snugglecactus
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What kind of name is Kyle, anyway? That's like...the name of that one guy in your office workplace you avoid at all costs because he waits by the water cooler to ambush you so you can proofread his company report for the fifth time today even though it's not due for another six months. He will do this to you every day until it's due. He also has a concerningly massive collection of pet rocks with googly eyes glued onto them and will get mad if you get their names wrong. He also probably unironically loves hospital-themed soap operas. - Astertheorca
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oh kyle, thee remind me of a recently-molded cheese, and the horror that is writ upon mine face at its discovery... - Disme
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Kyle looks like he just got caught sniffing glue... again. - Tharn
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They're the kid who sprays waaaay too much axe in the middle school locker room. I mean, look at him. It's literally dripping from his weird, limp hands. - ActualAce
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They look like they would take a huge bite out of a pool noodle and just leave it on the pool deck when they're done for somebody else to find - ConfusedInknown
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why do they look like that? I’m afraid if talk to them, it’ll spread - bayybe
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Kyle looks like a piece of roadkill some art student scraped up and put spray paint over for an interpretive art piece - Amscray
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He's that one manager at a dead-end office job that organizes a crazy-dress-up day to try to boost company morale but no one else participates. No one thinks he's as hip as he thinks he is. - Luckykitty
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Kyle looks like he's been drinking the slime underneath Baldwin's cauldron. ^^; - Islandheart
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Not even worth insulting - Nebularust
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ugly - dys
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