Arashi
(#80072538)
channel 5 news - bo burnham
Sheeple
Bogsneak Puppet
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This dragon’s natural inborn element is Shadow.
Male Nocturne
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
5.36 m
Wingspan
7.48 m
Weight
574.32 kg
Genetics
Heather
Jupiter
Jupiter
Phthalo
Toxin
Toxin
Denim
Scales
Scales
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Nocturne
EXP: 0 / 245
STR
7
AGI
6
DEF
7
QCK
6
INT
6
VIT
6
MND
7
Biography
tonight at 10, the world is ending again
and we know why and when, so you better watch
we got a bit with some feminist chick
and also a picture of a starlet's crotch
two people died, a double homicide
their bodies found inside of a wishing well
and we tackle the flaws in these obesity laws
in this segment that's sponsored by taco bell
we've got violence, danger, sex, and drugs
and it's awesome 'cause all of it's real!
we do the illusion of news
and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel...
all of this and more and live
only on the channel 5 news!
only on the channel 5 news!
only on the channel 5 news!
only on the channel 5 news!
we've got chip walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! chip, are you there?
chip walker here, am i coming in clear?
i'm standing near to the scene of the crime
this iraqi guy's shop seemed a newsworthy spot
so we've been gathering shots here for quite some time
today, real fast, the owner's daughter passed
we grabbed a shot of her *** while the owner was near
then he struck my chest, and now he's under arrest
and now you people have one less man to fear
his family's angry, crying, sad, and lost
and it's awesome, 'cause all of it's real!
i do the illusion of news
and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel...
more as this develops live
only on the channel 5 news!
only on the channel 5 news!
only on the channel 5 news!
only on the channel 5 news!
[spoken]we go now to max stevens with the weather for the weekend
what are we looking at here, max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?
max? max?!
we're experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by
please stand...
please stand by...
please stand...
please stand by...
please stand...
please stand by...
alright, we got a signal. cut to max.
good evening, hi, it's your weather guy
i advise you to buy another lightning rod
we didn't catch this impending disaster
maybe it's natural, maybe it's god
(he's off script.)
the sliding mud, the incoming flood
(he's off script.)
will never wash the blood from my greedy old hands!
(he's off script! cut to commercial!)
this job was fun, i had a pretty good run
but i've never been one to give in to demands
(he's off script! cut to commercial!)
people are angry, crying, sad, and lost
and it's awful 'cause all of it's real!
we do the illusion of news
and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel...
all of this and more and live
only on the channel 5
only on the channel 5
only-only-on
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only on the channel 5 news!
only on the channel 5 news!
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