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DoomTaxi

(#76903074)

if I eated fruit snac, I dont eat it bc I did. No I didnt <3

FruitSnack

Leftover Residue

Energy: 50/50

Personal Style

Skin

Scene

Physical Attributes

Battle Stats

Measurements

Length

5.16 m

Wingspan

8.31 m

Weight

625.31 kg

Genetics

Hatchday

Mar 28, 2022
(2 years)

Breed

Adult
Aberration

Eye Type

Ice
Common

Level 1 Aberration

EXP: 0 / 245

STR

AGI

DEF

QCK

INT

VIT

MND

Lineage

Parents

bic
zippo

Offspring

none

Biography

DOOMTAXI
[they/it]

Imagine if you gave a gallon of spicy Sprite to a giant mutated lesbian praying mantis and then you gave it $200 and set it loose in IKEA at 5:42PM EST on a Wednesday and it ate the manager and the kitchen display before blowing all the cash on those funky little meatballs they serve there. And there you have DoomTaxi.

Doom (two eyes, a mostly full brain, likes blue fruit snacks) and Taxi (three eyes, half a brain, likes green fruit snacks) are what some might call “obnoxious” or maybe “mildly irritating,” perhaps “off the rails and a danger to dragonkind” and even “dear gods why did you bring them here get it away I just got out of therapy I can’t afford to go back HEL—“

They can be found in cave systems, woodlands, waterways, fast food restaurant parking lots screeching like seagulls at passersby to hurl them soggy French fries because they are banned from entering the building, your kitchen at 2:15AM, and in and around lakes.

While not intentionally malicious 56% of the time, DoomTaxi’s actions may be misconstrued as such due to their Shark-like propensity to taste first and ask questions later. Many non-food items are often consumed accidentally, so be sure to stow away and valuables or keepsakes before they enter the premises. As they have a rather large sweet tooth, pastries and candies* should be provided to keep them from hungering for things they shouldn’t.

Overall recommendation: give DoomTaxi a wide berth and let them live their silly little life and you should be relatively okay!

*WARNING: In coming into contact with fruit snacks, DoomTaxi may enter a frenzied and frantic state wherein they consume the entirety of all the fruity little delicacies in the immediate vicinity, then will begin to believe their surroundings to be constructed entirely of fruit snacks. In this stage they will be undiscerning of what they put in their mouths, be it a rock or your entire arm. There is nothing you can do once they reach the depths of their fruit snack madness but run and hope they are entirely too distracted attempting to swallow a toaster whole. To avoid this worst case scenario, administer one to three fruit snacks at a time under supervision. When offered in a safe environment, a fruit snack may actually be beneficial to getting DoomTaxi to listen to what you are saying and follow your instructions.

by Narikine (InariKitsunee)

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