Ira

“All right guys, we need to talk about our spending…
Gaudi! Do I need to make myself clear again? I know you’ve taken on making jewelry, but please buy cheaper rubies. Or sell the wares you make. I see those new rings you got.
Quill and Velvet have been helping me out with tracking all of this, and we’ve discovered a growing amounts of familiars. Who keeps bringing them in? Is it you Picnic? Stop pointing at Sunset, unlike some of you, she does report to me about them. You know we also need to buy kibble for them, right? This isn’t Fiona’s! We are lucky enough to have Apollo to take care of them in case of sickness…

As for you, Thaw… I’ll let you off this time. You are allowed to spend on yourself, but please stop filing it in as “medical expenses”. It muddles up the records.
I don’t have much grievances with you Imbalaya, but please don’t forget to write down your deposits and withdrawals.
Dolca,
Please. Stop. Buying. Bows.
And ah, is Anachronism here? She’s out again? I see. Are Koshei and Zurka with her too? Well, when she and her party are back from hunting at the Sandswept Delta, could someone remind them to report their finds when they store it in our hoard? And to please label the dangerous artifacts. Yes, Soulseye? You’ll do it? Thank you, dear.”




Art by Wurmz, from the Poorly Draw the Dragon Above You thread.