Razzmatazz

if she ever gets a mate she can go scarfless for date night
campaign promise

to understand this dragon, please read:
a reporter: "sherriff razzmatazz, why do you have cobwebs on your wings?"
razzmatazz: "ah, that's a funny story to be sure. so y'know as you do, this witch called me up one day. told me hey, i'll put a potion in the water to make people vote for ya if you make the bog i live in a protected area. i said sure, why not; i can probably manage that easy peasy.

well then, as you do, some people in the construction industry were like hey. we'll toss ya a solid 7kg if you give us construction rights to that bog. and i'm not turning down that much cash, so i said sure! plus, it'd be a pain to get the conservation bill passed anyway. government ain't full of no environmentalists.

turns out you shouldn't make witches mad, she cursed me with them spiders! that's just what happens when you get into government and bribery kids.

juuuuust kidding! i'm a politician, sillies. i have totems preventing hexes, i'm no rookie. figure out the spiders on your own time, i gotta go negotiate some more under the hand deals to make myself filthy rich."



Only non-exalted dragon with this colour combo, 1/3!
Self-hatched!