Alistair

-Alistair is Captain of the Wyrmslayer, a very prestegious ship if he does say so himself
-He's very pretentious and self-assured
-He's also the biggest showoff on this side of Sornieth
-Although him and his crew don't live at the Grand Bazaar, they're mutual supporters of one another
-A portion of Alistairs plundered profits go to the Bazaar and in turn the Bazaar provides him and his crew with a place to rest, reside, and vend their stolen ethically obtained goods
-Listen, sure most members of the Bazaar are most heroic and good but c'mon money is scarce these days you do what you can to keep yourself afloat and if that means dealing with pirates then so be it.
-Alistair is petty he will not forget if you wrong him
-He also doesn't hold back, he'll go full power on his enemies just because he can (See: the biggest showoff on this side of Sornieth)
-An incredibly good sailor, knows directions and wind changes and everything inbetween like the back of his claw
-Eats a lot and always seems to be at least a little hungry
-Treats his crew well. He may be crazy but he's not evil
-Okay he's a little evil but not to those he loves/cares about
-He trusts his crew deeply, and hand picks who joins. Only those he knows he can rely on step foot on his ship
-Hoards gold like a madman, only drinks from gold chalices
-Loves wine, has an entire wine room on his ship just because he can
-If you couldn't tell, he does a lot of stuff just because he can
-Has no morals, does what he wants when he wants to
-Beans is his parrot.
-Nobody knows why Alistair named him Beans. Probably just because he can.
-Beans cannot mimic dragon very well, but has learned a select few words, all of which are explicitives.
-Alistair has never been prouder then when Beans said his first naughty word!
-Blind in one eye, hence his eye patch
-He was actually hatched blind in that eye, but he got in a fight with a rival pirate in his early days which led to him getting the scars overtop it.
-Unfortunately the rival pirate very clearly aimed for the wrong eye. Needless to say, that rival pirate is a rival pirate no more.
-Nela is Alistair's queen, he'd do anything for her even if she's a bit crazy
-They work together in every situation and almost never disagree
-Alistair is Nela's biggest cheerleader. He encourages her in everything she does, including murder
-Especially murder, actually
-#CoupleGoals ???
-Basically just the coolest, greediest, supportive-husbiandiest pirate ever


"I'm the captain of this ship and I will."
"You'll what?"
*Chases you agressively for questioning his authority*
-Sugar Pine 7