Sharknado

My Sharknado movie rankings from best to worst:

Sharknado (2013)

- the OG
- pure perfection
- the one-liners are absolutely iconic

Sharknado 2: The Second One

- great sequel to a great movie
- "don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train"

The Last Sharknado: It's About Time

- so chaotic
- I loved the tie-in to the first movie

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

- better than 3
- Wizard of Oz theme stayed throughout the entire movie

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

- the going-to-space gag lasted waaaayyy too long imo

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

- disappointingly just a segue to the final movie

My favorite quotes (in order of appearance):

~~~"It's good. Not great." -Mr. Palmer, Sharknado
~~~"They're called waves; they do that from time to time." -Captain Santiago, Sharknado
~~~"Change of plans, Captain. I'm gonna take the money, your cargo, and what's left of the ship." -Mr. Palmer, Sharknado
~~~"Don't you ever make fun of my stool again." -George, Sharknado
~~~"My girlfriend is not your responsibility. And unless it's the 20th of the month --which it currently is not-- neither is Claudia." -Collin, Sharknado
~~~"My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me." -Robbie the Bus Driver, Sharknado
~~~"They know what kinda cheese I like. Pepperjack." -Convenience Store Clerk, Sharknado
~~~"Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train" -Bryan, Sharknado 2
~~~"Ah, h*ll, where are the keys?! Where are the keys?! Where's the handle?!?!" -Sharknado 3
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