Hieroglyph

A thief and a liar. Hieroglyph stole the life given to him and continues to live a life of crime. "Be Gay, Do Crimes" he says. Other than running from a life of servitude, what crimes has he committed? Well, he's stolen - he's a thief after all. What did he steal? I - I'm sure he's stolen so many valuable things! Many items of value that are missing from their homes because he has taken them and stored them away into his many pouches and pockets. He sold many of them to other thieves ,of course, so you won't find anything in those pouches.

Sure he may seem peaceful, settling into the garden. Yes, he seems polite and even generous, sharing stories of the high seas with the hatchlings, and peeling fruits for them. But don't let your guard down, it's all part of his elaborate ruse to get you to feel comfortable, safe even, in his presence. That's when he'll make his move. And if you feel your pockets lighter, well don't come crying to me. In fact, where do you think he got those fruits for the hatchlings? Something to think about.