MilkyBones

T a s t e t h e m i l k

So passionate about his love for the creamy boob chalk, MilkyBones was blessed by the Milk gods to be FILLED WITH THE MOO JUICE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!! It was a kind gesture.

He knows all the words for milk, i just thought "creamy boob chalk" was the grossest

Due to his new blessing, MilkyBones no longer is bound to mortal rituals used to keeps your fleshy prisons alive, like eating, and drinking, and breathing?????? F*cking pleb! All this beatch needs to do to stay alive is CONSUME THE COW PREGNANCY WATER!!!!!

This lactose gremlin will sneak into your farm at night and suck the pasteurized moisture right out of you unsuspecting cows t*t like an arguably far more terrifying (if not unsettling) vampire!

He was accepted into the clan out of shear f*cking respect. Fortunately for them, he is quite small, despite what he might tell you, so he only really needs one or two bottles of milk every week, so no cow t*t sucking is required. Unless he feels like it, that is.

Some of his milky powers are-
-the ability to liquefy (as he is made of baby cow liquid) and go through walls
-secrete a liquid that smells like spoiled milk
-turn into milk vapor so that he is invisible to non lactose gremlins, as well as bring other dragons/familiars into such a state. He becomes somewhat of a ghost in this state.
-the ability to communicate with and posses cows.
-You know those kids on the milk cartons? Wonder if he has anything to do with that...

Since he is technically made of tasty utter juice, he leaves behind a few drops sometimes. This is why he needs to drink so much filtered cow blood in order to regenerate.

He is immortally, so long as he consumes enough lactosey goodness.

LemonWater is his familiar