Phono

Stepping through the wrecked ruins, Phono kept his steps light, looking for his target. He wanted to see him, talk to him, maybe talk some sense into him.
He wasn't aware that his target was already watching him.

V followed Phono quietly, stepping in his steps, making no sudden movements or sound. He smiled, growing closer to Phono the farther Pho got from the safety of the edge of the ruins. Any moment, now.

Phono stopped in the heart of the ruins, glancing about. He was worried, frightened. He hated being here. He turned his head back the way he came and found himself face to face with V.
Phono attempted to scream but was silenced by a swipe to the throat. V's claws were in so it didn't cut him, but knocked the breath out of him, keeping him quiet.
He raised his hand, claws outstretched, and swiped twice, one on each side of Phono's head.
Pho let out a choking sound, dropping to the ground. His voice found him suddenly, and he screamed viciously, his hands clasped over his eyes.

V stood over him, smirking violently.

His sight never recovered.




By RipPip!


by NookAAAA!


by Raivis!


by Ceilingfen!

Vinesauce quotes cuz yes
*CACKLING*
WARNING FOR A LOT OF CURSING jkdhgkjfh
it'll be censored tho just letting you know ahead of time

~Supra Mayro Kratt~
L: Ay Mario, ya wanna go Kart racin?!
M:No, Luigi, this game f**king sucks.
L:But Mario! I have my very own Kart racing game! It's me, your brother Loogi!
M:No, Loogi. F**k off, Loogi.
L:But Mario, you can brake on a dime! You can stop on a dime, Mario!
M:Go F**k yourself-
L:But Mario! Ya gotta understand! This is my moment of glory! Mario, Mario! *gets stuck in a wall* MARIO!!

L:*calling Nintendo* *In a really nasally Luigi impression* EhHhH, hello! It's me, uh, Loogi, here to, uh, advertise some...Mechrio quality Karts! *voice cracking like every syllable* They can stop on a dime, anytiime!

~~Luigi on the egg~~
V:Look at that motherf**ker go. He's CRAZY!
L:Ay Mario! I'm ridin an egg over the ocean!
M:Where are you goin?
L:*Sounding really distressed* I don't know! I heard there was a secret! Over the ocean!
M:That's really...really powerful, Luigi...are you sure there isn't some kinda metaphor here, for somethin?
L:I DON'T KNOW! I'm ridin a f**kin egg over the ocean!
*a brief period of silence*
L:I don't do a whole lot with my life Lu- Mario, let me have this, please.
M:*while laughing* Alright, if this is what makes ya happy!

~~The original Paper Mario script~~
L:Ay, MARIO!
M:Shut up, Luigi.
L:But Mario-
M:SHUT UP!
L:Ma-
M:SHUT
L:Ri-
M:UP!
L:OoOoooOOo!

~~Super Paper Mario~~

V:*Doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression* *Sounding like he's dying* Jamie,,,Jamie, I need the cookies, Jamie,,,they're my cookies too, Jamie,,,,I'm dying,,,your father,,,is dying,,,?
V:*reading chat* "I don't like that voice, Vinny.." What, Arnold loosing power because Jamie ate his cookies? Jamie ate his cookies and now he's like, wilting

T:What? You guys are alive?? How?
B:I fell through the floor right before the ceiling would have crushed me.
P:I fell through too! I landed on Bowser, it was a surprisingly soft landing.
L:*deadpan* I died!

ML: COME TO AT ME, METAL BRO!
V:Was that a meme reference?! Was that a come at me bro reference?! *shocked* wow...wow...the internet has..has seeped into this game- *reading the chat* That said 'come to me'? Oh, I vineblinded. Sorry, guys.

O:Yeh...I jus gotta wee bit left..
V:*chuckling and wheezing* He's Australian now,,

T:But you promised! You PROMISED we'd have a happy ending, eH!
CB:But you're a butterfly now I have no interest in such things

N:Ok, guys, hold this fool down so I could get his agenda on track.
L:*getting swarmed by troops* wh- aaahhh! Mario- MARIO HEEELP! MARIO WHERE ARE YOU?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*moment of silence for Weege*
V:He got...torn to shreds...piece by piece.....Luigi f**king dies.