Johnson
(#68090930)
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
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Energy: 47/50
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
15.59 m
Wingspan
15.92 m
Weight
8616.24 kg
Genetics
Auburn
Basic
Basic
Aqua
Basic
Basic
Teal
Basic
Basic
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Ridgeback
EXP: 0 / 245
STR
7
AGI
6
DEF
7
QCK
6
INT
6
VIT
6
MND
7
Lineage
Parents
- none
Offspring
- none
Biography
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____Johnson is the hot-headed, disgraced former director of LFSA, fired after his constant pressure on his team to meet absurd deadlines and cut as many corners as possible finally ended in inevitable disaster. His expectations for his team to practically work themselves to death and his tendency to fly off the handle at a moment's notice made him widely hated in LFSA, and very few are sad to see him go. ____After his fall from grace and dishonorable explusion from Lightning Flight government work, he used connections with old friends to weasel his way up to the top of the corporate ladder at Firebug Inc.-- a Goldensparc-based megacorporation with (unofficial) rule of vast swaths of the metropolis.
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original code source |
ridgeback scroll, 3/26/22- 224g
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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This dragon doesn't eat Plants.
Exalting Johnson to the service of the Tidelord will remove them from your lair forever. They will leave behind a small sum of riches that they have accumulated. This action is irreversible.
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