Radio

Dissatisfied with the nasty attitude of merchant guild leader and her poor treatment of her employees, Radio set out to make a statement and organized a protest against her boss’s business practices. It had decent attendance, and she would forever treasure the startled look on Mrs. Astra’s face when she saw the crowd shouting on the lawn of her luxurious home.


Radio was promptly and unceremoniously removed from the guild, along with several of her coworkers. Enraged, the spiteful spiral called up her old friend Stereo, an ex-student of the Starwood College of Arts and Sciences. Taking advantage of their penchant for mayhem and not-so-subtle crush on her, Radio and her newfound partner set out to paint the leader’s house a rainbow of insults.


At some point, the duo’s revenge gig expanded to full-on activism and vigilante activities. Colorful enchanted murals have been popping up around the city, criticizing the corrupt and bringing beauty to neglected neighborhoods. Ill-kept roads are found awash with phallic imagery, forcing the city council to clean them up. Then, when a would-be mugger was taken down in a spray of color and paint-can-induced blunt head trauma, the two made an abrupt transformation from warmly-regarded nuisances to hometown heroes. Technically, the guards have orders to arrest the vigilante vandals on sight, but they always seem to let them slip away at the last moment…