TropicalFreakOut

sorry i cant talk right now, im doing hot girl sht

tropical is the life of the party, no matter where she is. 🐠 whoever came up with the phrase 'larger than life' most assuredly did so after meeting this snapper. not just as a comment on her voluptuous figure. but her personality is nothing short of bombastic.

she thrives on cheap margaritas and belly flops into the pool that send everything but the largest of dragons riding the waves. everything she drinks has one of those little umbrellas. her house is probably built out of them at this point. and those little cocktail swords.

despite her ride or die dedication to being extra, she's a genuine sweetheart and just wants to make others smile with her antics. if even one dragon feels a little more empowered to embrace their inner diva and cut loose because she trampled onto the scene in a neon hawaiian shirt screeching along to california girls, then she counts it as an absolute win.