Fry

"Wait, I’m having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures?"

Fry once worked as a courier, delivering food to dragons all across Old Sornieth. On New Year's Eve, he was sent to the Fortress of Ends on a prank call. As he looked around, he lost his balance and fell into one of the frozen preservation chambers, and he remained suspended there for the next thousand years.

When he awoke, the world had completely changed from what he knew. Everyone he had known, his friends, his family, were dead centuries ago. Which meant that he had a fresh start to remake his life. He came to Paradox on the suggestion of one of the dragons who unfroze him, who said that they would probably have the best support for helping him adjust to the present day.

Nowadays, Fry works as a messenger and delivery boy alongside Schiaparelli. He is fascinated by all of the things that weren't around in his time, as well as what remains. He is especially delighted by the existence of artificial intelligence. Eiffel gets along very well with him, much to the consternation of the rest of the clan.

Due to an incident when he ended up testing a prototype time machine, he is his own grandfather. No one likes to think about this too hard, least of all Fry.

His brain works completely differently from any other living organism, due to its lack of a delta-wave. This renders Fry immune to almost all forms of mind control, but also makes him an absolute himbo.

Fry is surprisingly musically talented. He has put a lot of effort into learning a psychic instrument known as the holophonor, which projects mental images as the user plays. He also greatly appreciates tubular bells and classical music about buttocks.

His dog Seymour is the only other being from his time who remains. Seymour managed to track him down, and chose to enter another stasis chamber in order to wait for Fry to wake up. Nowadays the two happily live together, and Seymour often accompanies Fry on his delivery runs, no longer waiting for his dragon to return.