ThisLad

One time she met OJ Simpson on a plane and they had cocktails together. OJ said, "Do you know how to do the fortnite default dance?" She replied, "Of course! Anyone who is based or poggers knows how to default dace!" So they had an epic dance off and OJ won. George Bush overheard the conversation and he chimed in, "I can dance, too!" He began to do a leaping, graceful dance that one would usually see performed by ballerinas. Unfortunately, it was cut short because he fell on his neck and broke it. The flight attended screamed for a doctor, but it was too late. George was gone. OJ Simpson took a flower from the breast pocket of his blazer and placed it on the body as he shed a tear. He asked the dragon, "Do you know how much I loved George Bush?" She gave a solemn nod in response, knowing in her heart that it was more love than she could ever dream of comprehending. In a Romeo and Juliet style gesture, OJ took a gun from inside his briefcase and held it to his temple. The dragon was about to ask how he managed to get that onto the plan, but OJ interjected before she got the chance. "I can't go on! The pain is too much!" He wailed, tears streaming down his face. She leaped up to stop him. "No! You have so much to live for, OJ! Don't!" She clawed the gun out of his hands. He looked down at her with sad eyes. "You're right... I can't die this way....George would've wanted me to live on for him..." He directed his gaze back towards the still body of George Bush. He let out a long, shaky sigh as he stuffed the gun into his pants and dried his eyes with a handkerchief. "Thank you, ThisLad. I don't know what I would've done without you." He gave her a salute as he jumped over the aisles and strapped on a parachute. He smashed a window open with his gun, and through the screams of the other passengers, managed to leap from the plane. The captain's voice rang out through the intercom system, "We need to make an emergency landing. OJ Simpson has smashed open a window and people are losing their minds." ThisLad Grabbed the arm of a flight attendant and said, "I can help! I can help land the plane!" She stared back wide-eyed, too stunned to speak. She only pointed towards the emergency exit. ThisLad opened the hatch and dived out, spreading her wings and landing back on the top of the plane. She sunk her claws into the metal hull and guided the plane slowly to a clear soy bean field. As the plane landed, everyone shouted, "Yay! Thank you, ThisLad! We love you and we hat OJ and you're a way better dancer than him!" ThisLad accepted their praise with a humble bow. She said to the people, "I love you too and OJ is kinda cool but also he's a pretty bad person." And with those wise words, she took off into the night, and she has not been heard from since.