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characters and segments shown in "sornieth aetherioscope tv"

repeat series of infomercials from scremmick sekhten

orca ???flair/??? scremmick is so completely off-model that getting an accurate scry is basically impossible
scremmick sekhten
a genetic chimera with split coloration.
last know location was the surgelight undercity(put al ink on the word surgelight to the article on it). presumed dead in the thundershout incident.
(the hellish, mad chittering deep in the half-flooded dark says otherwise.)
(off-model, primary gene isn't anything that's on the site but is cloest to a weird combination of ribbon, pinstripe, and skink, most of the main body is white but the psines on the back are black and his back and the dorsal side of his wings are also black, with thinenr stripes aogn the sides udnerneath the main back stripe, on obth sides there are black-framed lines of large spots following the middle side stripe that terminate on the face in orca-like spots above the lighting eyes, which on thel eft side are magenta ando n the right side are yellow. the wings have a sort of "feathereD" appearance but are still made of skin, with the "feather" shapes blunted and sorto f squared at their ends, and somethign abot uthe coloration and pattern giving an illusion of a second layer of "feathers" on the inner side of the wing. on the right the ventral wing's pattern has a yellow inner side and magenta oiuter side, and on the left the ventral wing is magenta on the inner half and yellwo on theo uter half. the firstinfommercial is for some dumb obviously stupid scam forl tierally just giving money to give it money that's osmethign like "if oyu call now and give us 10 (obscure local currency) we'll take an extra 7 off your hands now, for free!". in the first commercial scremmick is fiarly normal if overly hyper and energetically gesturing, with random phrasesi n text empahsized by beign bigger or in a different oclro or font or osmething, but not very many. there's an ending card that's some simple like "buy now form scremmick sekhten!" sorto f advertisement card thing that's fairly simple and normal to start. in subsequent appearances as more scremmick commericals play inbertween the other skits, scremmick quickly gets more desperate, erratic, and mad. the random emphasis and extra effectso n the speech increase and get more wild and weird and random and scremmick gets mroe aggressive and rapidly stops makign any senseo fver the ocurseo f several commercials and starts saying dragons swears and lookingmore and more ragged and tattered, and the ending card rapidly gets mroe advertisement-y until it's just a wall of nosnese ad text by the last commercial and the ocmemricals themselves quicmly lose cohenerence and it beomes near impossible ot understand wheat's even going on. at some point maybe 2-4 commercials in scremmick starts it off with like hystericlaly scremaing "what is it you people want?! is it __?! i got ?! or __?! i can give oyu-" and then shortly afetr in the smal lrant that laucnhesinto at one point wildly gestured as a pile of rounded blue agetes he clearly found on the gorund and desperately yells "you want blue??? i got blue!!! people love blue!!!" scremmick also has a completely white face and the sorca spots and lien ifspots down the sides is basically like a tightly packed false multigaze that's very skink-like)

silly named game shwo liek wheel of curses or something
the point of the wheel is to appease the elder being gorgulab gro-horrorgash to not eat all of time and space by sacrificing comntestants to it on this show and the winner may just walk away with their life and the eldritch blessings of gorgulab. the show is formatted and seems o the surface like an unusuallym orbid sorto f jeopardyish, question-trivia shopw thing, except all the games are actually meant to be answered as you would for someone avoiding becomign a casualy in an encounter wiht the fae, for example a seemingly-normal question abput where you're from ro what your name is or somethign you're actualyl suppsoed ot refuse to answer or give a fake answrr to because you're not supposed ot give the fae your real name, so the correct answer is to not answer at all. the hsot of this show posits this question in thev eyr beginning as if it's just a friendly pre-show introduction but it'a actually a funny trick. blorbo answers thi one with "wouldn't you like ot know, weather boy." not because he knows the correct resposne, btubbecauseh es' just that naturallhy cantankerous and unwilling to share his personal life.
the shwo is cheerfully introduced by the fae as the weekly sacrifice ot keep gargloubgrohorrogash from risign and consumign all of reality, and the contestants are referred ot as willign tributes and theo ne who survives migth jsu twalk away wit hgargolub's eldritch blessing form communion withit's evil powers. the show's "Stage" is actualy just a big eldritch pit with an ominous cthulhu altar that the stage is buil t on, and the pti is ringed by jutting ominous fangs of stone that the audienceperches on. when marroc gets too many worng question answered out at the end an evil eldritch portal opens under him and in oen frame he falls and smacks his heado n the floor as he falls into it and it knocks hsi helmet off, there's a frame of islence where it's nothing but the protal closing and marroc's helmet rolling quietly away to the side, and then the frame happens where blorbo sayds "that's what ypu get, you damnable-" and ets cut off by the channel being changed and the resultant swirly pin karcane static and shhhhsshing again. insted of buzzers they have big glowing magioc bugs that buzz when they press on them sotp it.


zipp z___ley (zaply?)(think of an apprproiately amsuign ando n toping z word to put in there later)
the host fae who gestures wildly with their fins while their headp eriscopes striahgtu p but they speak in a ocmplete monotone in absolute run-on sentences with no stops or punctuation whatsoever, introducing themselves as soemthig nalong the lienso f "hello welcome wost esteemed guests i am your host name namington these are our contestants today wone of them will with the prize the others wil lgo to superhell okay lets see hwo goes first on the wheel of blah blah blah blah blah blah" when the announcer host fae introduces blorbo they either say it;'s his 374th consecutive time ack on the show or they go over a logn lsit of other funyn named shows he's starred and appaered in before htis one


blorbo braggins (from my shows)
an elderly pearlcatcher known for approximately four things-his not entirely unfounded overconfidence and ego, his foul mouth, his reluctance to let slip anything about his personal life up to and including where he lives (aside from his unspecified background in science, which he happily flaunts), and his serial appearances on and seeming competitive addiction to almost every gameshow filmed in the reaches area.
(drawn as having no or very little fur down his neck and back and with a perpetual uppity, impatient scowl. glasses are drawn as squared and anchored at the tops of the frames, with opaque glass that obscures his eyes from outside sight. off-model, what little hair heh asi s grey and does not match his secondary wing color. at some point he says osmething like "let me show you how gods. damned. smart i am". after something happens to marroc when he fails the gameshow comically at the very end of the segment, blorbo starts sayign somethign like "That's what you get, you damnable-" but is cut off before he can swear. he sits on the left side of the contestants table when shown fro mthe fae host's perspective on the opposite (left) sside of the game show stage and the backgroudn wheel. also wears a labcoat.)


marroc sepsis/mortis/nekrosis/otherobscure morbid medical term or osmething?
an elderly plague warlock, concerned mostly with certain forms of non-elemental aligned magic-curses, charms, rituals, dark pacts with higher beings, potions, summonings, ect-that could often be seen as "dark arts". marroc is currently wanted by the state in 27 different governing spheres across the plague and earth territories on multiple counts of petty necromancy, ,and owes money to nearly every crime syndicate this side of the thousand-sea.
(marroc sits on the right side of th ocntestants table opposite form blorboe, they have soem ranod mguardian characetr sandwitchedi n the middle. marroc is the one who gets hit by the wheel of curses and tries to dramatic evil wizard their way out of it but fails humorously. drawn with sort of chunky square-y hands and stiff scraggly arms and both of those typeso fl ineso n lal of it in general to mimic the styleo f the htign it's a reference to. one of the helmet horns is broken and it's head fetahers adn head wrinkles are off-modle buyt i dont know what. it's wings have a ragged tattered scraggly-edged appearance ot mimic torn moth-eaten shredded cloth. ugly naked vulture face and beak. scaly vulture feet. radially symmetric-ish mane of uneven long, thi nscraggly blackish-greenish feathers that vaguely evoke the robe collar thing down entire neck. all featehrs on body are thin and messed up for clearly intentiona levil aesthetic reasons,)

the dutchess approves parody
pytharogor starring as the main male characetrs in a blakc and white movie.

some kind of unintentionally silly wildlife documentary

some kind of soap opera with "zorbulax i have space-cancer" in it

doctor who parody (professor planescape) with wilhelm scream and "now in color, brought to you by mystichroma technology"

professor planescape aka
fun fact:
also fun fact: the pearl seen on professor planescape isn't ___'s real pearl. after the curse placed on the show's set by a disgruntled former employee which brought improbable freak accident after improbable freak accident on the dozens of actors in the lead role before him, ___ absolutely refuses to bring his real pearl on set.
(slightly off-model-dorsal side of wing continues primary gene/pattern. otherwise fairly close to the "platonic ideal" of a pearlcatcher.) the dalek parody race that are obviously dragosn in cheap costumes made of household items are called either the nabu-ebu or the kroliilek (tavish pembleton?)


old 1930's animated cartoon style parody

an old-timey flight war propganda advertisement

a cheesy safety psa for somethign absolutely insane and funny and absurd that apparently is a regulari ssue in the worldo f sornieth, somethign really damn weird

a news broadcast or similar program for some completely absurd by our standards but normal in universe event taking place

\hoarders but it's big dragons laying on piles of gold tellign where they got it all

al lcharged up, a reality show in the shifting expanse where they help guardians find their charges ecept it's like mythbusters where they use an y and every excuse to blow things up with magic in them iddle of the stormfall scrub desert and have been kickedo ut of several small isolaed scrap towns for accidentally blowing out all their windows

baldwin's basics-
initially you might before oy uatually see the first frame of it think it's probably going to be a bill nighy parody type show for the first few seconds before yo uactyalually loo kat the dranw frmae ofi t asi t satarts in the ocmic, but becoems imemdiately apparent it's nothing liek that, it's a reverent historical documentary on the historical figure of baldwin, implied to have passed a few decades ago, a "who was baldwin?" type thing that discussesh is lfie nad carreer andl egacy as well as serving as an educatipna; peices teaching watchers the basic tenets and values of modern alchemy that baldwin pioneered, educating them no the basics of hos to udnerstand and start it properly through baldwin's notes andm ethods historically preserved. it involves grainy historical photos and footage of baldwin that seemsl iek the sort of thig nthat would have been taken of a figure wh o died just in the very earliest days of when semi-widesprad cameras wereb eign invented. grainy old footage of him giving a beginners basics lecture of his methods and the science eoither talkign abotu it and his process and thoguths and philosophy whole beign itnwerviewed or givign a opening look at the basics to a couple of studentsh e's treaching. vague carl sagan energy. baldwin was kown for beign an infamosu potioneer of the last generation, a pioneer in groundbreakign modern techniques and theory still used by many alchemists today, who in the last generation(the dragon equivalent of boomers and gen x-ers) before the current adult one's time was known to take his laboratory on the road all around the world to bring kids and aspiring alchemical students education and learning. there's a part in the video where the narrator says ".. whom some call the father of bogsneaks" OR "....just who was this well-known-of figure, whom some call the father of alchemy?", the show also educates on baldwin's theory and way of approachign alchemy on a logically and theoretical level that pioneered many advances in alchemy practices today.




You will find an enlightening document deep in the Tourmaline Archives.