Daughter of Potato

She's not pretty. She's a 'Professional'. Cookery in a box personified. Soups are her speciality...after muffins. Sadly, her muffins are not the moist, cakelike delicacies most encounter as muffins.
Her work ethic involves sitting and watching everyone else scramble.


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Boiled Cauliflower Milk. YUM!

Weiner Water Soup. Divine!

Chopped Scrambled Eggs. Yes, they must be 'chopped' whilst cooked until they resemble dust.

All of the above served with Steamed Toast

Fuzzy Veggie Wraps. Her 'secret ingredient' ... random hairs found within.

Smoked Turkey and Carrotty Crouton Stuffing for Thanksgiving Dinner. So Professional!

Hardtack Muffins. Real toothbreakers. Dentists love her.

Microwaved Cake in a Mug


Quotes: Remember only the first and last word are spoken clearly. The rest are the listeners guesswork.

~ I am a 'Professional'.

~ Never use salt. People can add their own.

~ Never do a job you can leave for someone else.

~ I have a 'better' way to do that.

~ Give blrurblrsht shleeerek graram me.