Godflesh

CUCK THAT LITTLE FAE REAL GOOD SON

Despite his icy colors, he's a fire dragon through and through. And actually, I'm getting right tired of writing these super tryhard bios so let me have fun for a second.

So Godflesh. He's crass and bold and pretty cocksure of himself. He's what your uncle turns into after he's had one too many beers watching the NFL Thanksgiving game. Amusing at first, and then quickly pretty (it's actually quite ugly) obnoxious, so then you just try to ignore him, but then he starts trying to quiz you as you're leaving because there's no other generic football-watching boomers around to distract him, and you obviously don't know what the fucc he is talking about (because the fans of a pixel dragon pet simulator game do not overlap with football fans; don't lie) and so you admit this and he goes "What!? You didn't know fast running man was the fastest running man in all of sportsball history!?!?!" Then he laughs, because for some reason you not knowing about this boring game or any of its players is funny to him. So then he tries to correct your very willful ignorance by telling you all about it, and you can't escape until your dad is done pooping. The worst part is that your Aunt Janet thought it was a good idea to 'spice up' Thanksgiving dinner by bringing side dish of authentic Indian curry, a recipe she made herself, after stealing it from one of her Indian coworkers, v problematic :\
But let's keep our eyes on the dies. The real tragedy is not even Icewarden knows when Dad is coming back out of the bathroom to rescue you; he drizzled that stuff all over the three helpings of turkey he had.

You're screwed and no one can save you from Drunkle Football Trivia. But look on the bright side! At least he isn't talking about politics though.