Joshua

Scary Storybook

Trinkets

The foreword indicates that these are best told in the dark. The black and white illustrations throughout are crude, sketchy, and haunting. Don't read the one about the neck ribbon.

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Pale Pink Rose

Plant

A romantic bouquet and dinner for dragons.

17

2

Ferberus Skull

Organics

Surely some weirdo in your lair will want to collect this?

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Enamored Swan

Familiar

These swans are easily entranced by each other and by reflective surfaces.

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Haunting Houndskull

Organics

A smoldering skull with a toothy grin. While there aren't any eyes, one can't help but feel like they're being watched.

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Patio Rose

Plant

These small roses are a favored gift to the smaller dragon species.

25

3

Book of Eldritch Horror

Trinkets

A bit literal.

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Don't let his element fool you, he is a trickster through and through. But don't worry, it is just harmless fun. You will laugh too when you calm down and stop screaming.

I mean, really, it was just a joke.

Joshua... he likes to have fun, but he doesn't always remember his kind of fun isn't universal. He can be rather sensitive and anxious, but he tries to hide this with silliness. Silliness and unmitigated terror are the same thing, right?

Just remember, if you feel the need to indulge in a little serious payback (he does deserve it at times), his precious sisters are not acceptable targets.

We don't know what you're going through;
We just hope you're gonna be alright
Now tell us, tell us-
What should we do?
Now that the monster's out in you.

~"Monster Out in You" - Alvin and the Chipmunks

And, by the way, he is that weirdo.