Maerwynn

Ways to Keep Your Sanity

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down

2. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice

3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that

4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"

5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face

6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

7. Skip rather than walk

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. Sing along at the opera

10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood

11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom

12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream, "I won, I won!"

13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

14. Find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on

15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because I'm batman'

16. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, "IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!!"

17. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but people can hear you (in public) and then scream, "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

18. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOSH, I'M HIDEOUS!"

19. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'

20. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

21. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

22. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

23. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

24. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.

25. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

26. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

27. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with black marker on a toilet paper square.