Betelgeuse

Betelgeuse
[Her name is pronounced “Beetle-juice” (yes, the same as the 1988 Tim Burton movie)
Say My Name
Beetle-juice: You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do!)
Girl, the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around
Lydia: What?
Beetle-juice: Nothing
So, Lydia, don't end yourself
Defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
Lydia: No
Beetle-juice: The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
Then you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name
Lydia: I don't know your name
Beetle-juice: Well, I can't say it
Lydia: How 'bout a game of charades?
Beetle-juice: Yes, let's play it
Lydia: Two words
Beetle-juice: Right
Lydia: Second word
Beetle-juice: Uh-huh
Lydia: Drink?
Beetle-juice: No
Lydia: Beverage?
Beetle-juice: No
Lydia: Wine?
Beetle-juice: No
Lydia: Juice?
Beetle-juice: Yes
Lydia: Okay
First word
Beetle-juice: Okay
Lydia: Bug?
Beetle-juice: No
Lydia: Ant?
Beetle-juice: Close, but no
Lydia: Beetle?
Beetle-juice: Yes
Lydia: Betelgeuse?
Beetle-juice: Wow, I'm impressed
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken
Unbroken
Ready?
Lydia: Yeah
Beetle-juice: Okay, go
Lydia: Betelgeuse
Beetle-juice: Yes
Lydia: Betelgeuse
Beetle-juice: Yes
Lydia:Beeeee
Beetle-juice: Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
Lydia: 'Cause
Beetle-juice: What?
Lydia You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse
beetle-juice: Yes
Betelgeuse
Beetle-juice: Yes
Lydia: Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
Okay, Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Be a doll and spare the lecture
Beetle-juice: I'm offering you a full-time specter
Lydia: Are you any good?
Beetle-juice: You bet'cha
Lydia: Trust me, baby
I just met ya
Really it's a flattering offer
Beetle-juice: Don't you wanna see dad suffer?
Lydia: I think I'd rather just jump off
Beetle-juice: No
Lydia: I may be suicidal
But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind
Beetle-juice: So, playing hardball, huh?
You are tougher than you look
Lydia: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?
Delia (lydias mother) : there you are
Charles (lydias father) : Are you alright?
Beetle-juice: A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals
Charles: You get away from her
Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual
Delia: Betelgeuse is sexy
Charles: Betelgeuse is smart
Both Charles and Delia: BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
Lydia: What the heck was that?
Charles: So violating
Beetle-juice: There you go, kid
Couple of five-star reviews
Lydia: What was that?
Beetle-juice: That was possession
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
Lydia: Any ghost?
Beetle-juice: Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure
Lydia: Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?
Beetle-juice: Woah, woah, woah woah woah
Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know, I went a little hard on the sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever
Agh
Both Charles and Dalia: Lydia
Lydia: What? He was already dead
And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff
We don't need that demon
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
Charles: Okay, so what's the plan?
Lydia: Teach dad a lesson
He's gonna freak when we possess him
So he wants the perfect daughter
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name
Chore: (Make him say your name)
Lydia: I'll make him say my name
Chore: (Make him say your name)
Lydia: I'll make him say my name
Chore: (Make him say your name)
Lydia: Not running away
I'll make him say my name
( Here the link if anyone wants to hear the song https://youtu.be/SBro_H346dI )