WatermelonCrawl

"When you drink, don't drive, do the Watermelon Crawl" lol. "Howdy! I'm a cowboy dragon pardner! why i and my rascally, side-winding stoat will tell you tales of the west and moonlit skies full of endless stars. We weren't born in the forest, we were born in the scorching hot desert. Why this forest is a breathe of fresh air. Back where i come from you can't find water for miles, yet now it's just a short breath away. Life is hard in the desert, villians and snakes, and bugs all wanting to kill you and take your food. why they might even eat you. Here's a pic of my daddy."


"and here's a pic of my mom."


"naw they aren't from the desert like me, they just happened to plop me in the desert on a trip to lands beyond the desert. for what? for what you say? oh i don't know. shopping, adventure, visit a far away friend? i don't know. but i'm sure they had their reasons and that's their story to tell. Mine begins when fate made them make an unplanned stop to lay me and hatch me in that horrid place. I tell you, it wasn't easy caring for themselves and me a wee tyke but we made it, beat the odds and came back to the forests, but i will always embody the spirit of the west, lol. now get along little doggies, go on git!"