EXCELKFA
(#60110908)
Level 1 Bogsneak
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Energy: 0/50
This dragon’s natural inborn element is Arcane.
Male Bogsneak
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
7.37 m
Wingspan
4.84 m
Weight
698.01 kg
Genetics
Nightshade
Starmap
Starmap
Dust
Noxtide
Noxtide
Cornflower
Ghost
Ghost
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Bogsneak
EXP: 0 / 245
STR
7
AGI
6
DEF
7
QCK
7
INT
6
VIT
7
MND
6
Biography
"Rumor has it you can open a portal to Hell with the Windows 95 version of Excel… and this one actually works.
If you follow a complicated set of instructions on the ancient spreadsheet program (open a new worksheet. select the 95th row. Tab over to the column B. Go to Help/About. Tap and hold CTRL + alt + shift. Then click the tech support button.), you will be rewarded with a new window called “Hall of Tortured Souls.” It’s a 3D game of sorts, where you can walk through a series of rooms until you reach a small chamber. Type the “magic word” (EXCELKFA) and you will gain entry into the inner chamber, a room decorated with a pixelated photo of a group of people in a pose some have likened to a defiled “Last Supper.”
Some say the secret hallways are part of Antichrist Bill Gates’ plan to steal souls through crappy spreadsheet software. Others say it’s a programmer Easter Egg and the “lost souls” are the poor nerds who programmed Excel 95, who have to hide their names in order to take a little credit for the groundbreaking programming they did. Either way: Bill Gates is the Antichrist." - The 13th Floor
If you follow a complicated set of instructions on the ancient spreadsheet program (open a new worksheet. select the 95th row. Tab over to the column B. Go to Help/About. Tap and hold CTRL + alt + shift. Then click the tech support button.), you will be rewarded with a new window called “Hall of Tortured Souls.” It’s a 3D game of sorts, where you can walk through a series of rooms until you reach a small chamber. Type the “magic word” (EXCELKFA) and you will gain entry into the inner chamber, a room decorated with a pixelated photo of a group of people in a pose some have likened to a defiled “Last Supper.”
Some say the secret hallways are part of Antichrist Bill Gates’ plan to steal souls through crappy spreadsheet software. Others say it’s a programmer Easter Egg and the “lost souls” are the poor nerds who programmed Excel 95, who have to hide their names in order to take a little credit for the groundbreaking programming they did. Either way: Bill Gates is the Antichrist." - The 13th Floor
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