Thanos

Thanos peered down the narrow crevasse and tentatively called out.
"Hello?"
A faint voice echoed back. "Hello! Thanos, is that you?"
"I'm here. We'll have you out in two ticks Aimless."
He poked his head further down into the deep rift for a better look.
A pungent, sickly sweet odor assailed him and he quickly withdrew from the crevasse. The smell followed as moldering shreds of black speckled greenish slime clung to his scales.
'Aimless!" he cried, "Be careful. There's something toxic on the walls here!"
"No Thanos... That's pie. A beauty it was. Brussel Sprout and Blueberry. Such a waste of a good pie!"
Thanos noted a similar redolent smear on the ground at the precipice of the chasm.
"Ah, I see now." he said "Dropped your pie and slipped on it did you?"
"Aye." came the muffled reply.
Thanos took a deep breath and held it. He swung his foreleg down into the crevasse and groped until he connected with Aimless' outstretched talon. With a mighty heave he pulled Aimless up and out to safety.
After a cursory visual check Thanos declared,
"There you go mate. Go home, have a bath and you'll be right as rain. If you experience any pain get a Healer in to examine you."
"I'm fine now thanks to you!" Aimless beamed. "How can I ever repay you?"
Here it comes... Thanos thought to himself.
"I know!" Aimless cried loudly. "I will make you a PIE!"

Music

Johnny Cash performing Hurt