Lacerta

Incoming message from the Big Giant Head.

I call this one precious.

"Paperclip"? I have no idea what you're talking about.

"Everyone knows that means "F", but what about ?"

Gasp! You can talk?! If I'd known, I would've introduced myself years ago!

If you click me, I'll take you somewhere cool! Oh, you already knew that?

The perfect number of dragons is "one more"

I'm a waystone, not an eliminate!

I'm beginning to suspect that this map isn't drawn to scale.

A wing guard will complete any outfit

Could use more top hats…

♫ How much is that Corgi in the window? ♫

It doesn’t matter what the item is. When I see "1 left", I smash that buy button!

It’s good to be curious about many things.

Baku have the creepiest monster animation. The longer I look at them, the scarier they become.

I should be focusing on foraging, but, what if… egg?

Many years ago, there was a terrible chess player that would travel around Sornieth in search of a sufficiently bad opponent. To this day you can find chess pieces left from their board-flipping frustration.

Those two troublemakers really need to be moved to separate pages. You know the ones I'm talking about.

Why do fae take up the same amount of lair space as guardians? They're very territorial.

Dragons hang in the sky much the same way that bricks don't.

Imagine what our clans would be like if each of us offered, as a matter of course, just one kind word to another dragon.

Not all dragons in a Den actually sleep. Many of them use the quiet time to catch up on reading or knitting

SHHHH! You'll wake them up!

An empty nest is a lonely nest.

A little creature with furry feet tried to steal from these sleeping dragons. It didn't end well for him.

If we run into a Goldenbeast, my plan is to play dead and hope it doesn’t use me as a scratching post.

My usefulness as a party member is limited to being chucked at the enemy.

That Molten Wartoad is giving me a worrying look. Does it look hungry to you?

I have a recurring nightmare about Stone Borers

If you ever try to strike up a conversation with an attractive bolder, make sure they're not actually a Rockback Charger first. That was a bit embarrassing…

Just remember: at the Trading Post, you'll find crossing roads, but at the Crossroads you'll find trades. See? Simple!

Scribbles is the Trading Post's Higher or Lower tournament champion three years running.

I could've sworn I had a lot more treasure a few minutes ago…

What forum vista should I use to match my orange glow aesthetic?

I'm just browsing the sales forum… definitely not going to buy anything… nope…

I'm picking out my favorite entries from the latest Theme Week thread.

Hatch day is best day

Augment stones don't work on Waystones, so I'm selling my collection once I've settled on a price.

Congratulations to the victorious champions!

Once again, the Waystone Flight didn’t even make it onto the board!

A trade in claw is worth two still pending.

I have a great forum thread idea, but I'm still working on the title. A well-written title goes a long way.

Scientists in The Observatory have studied the climate zones and meteorological workings of Sornieth for centuries. Apparently, they're just a couple years, and a generous grant, away from figuring it out!

Why does Crim ask for food items that Tundras don't eat? Clearly you don't understand the life of a collector.

I feel like I'm suddenly a major topic for discussion today. What happened?

Joxar's paper crown is a family heirloom that's survived 12 generations!