Basilissa

Basilissa and her partner in crime Kokuo have less than accidentally persuaded a local (small) kingdom that they are the new king and queen of the, well, the entire land. All of it.

Considering they didn't expect anyone to believe their ridiculous lie, the pair has absolutely no clue what's going to happen to either or them, but they're willing to risk almost anything to remain in the lap of these nearly string free luxuries (minus the y'know royal duties and politics).

Lissa is by far the more {outgoing} and {easily excitable} of the two, often shouting and pointing at something at least three times a day. Her {childish, never say die, teasing} behavior is what the kingdom expects of great rulers and heroes, which means her appearances pack stadiums, pews, town squares, anything that can be filled with large masses of people. However that shouldn't override the fact that she is also {the brains} of the entire operation and seems to be doing a fine job keeping them living gloriously and Not In Jail or Beheaded. Your welcome.

{Not only has the biggest, most imposing crown of the last century's rulers, but also the largest appetite, signature, collection of porcelain animals, list of minor felonies and petty crimes, amount of hands shaken, and fanbase.}