Apollo

I'm a real chilled out sort of guy. Sure I think I'm the hottest **** around but there ain't nothin' wrong with a lil self-care I'm just sayin'. I mean, yeah, there's that whole destroyin' the universe thin' but all of y'all got that totally wrong. I'm just bein' used as a vessel for this ****. You know how when you dissociate you ain't feel like you're in your body? It's like that for me all the time. It was kind of a bummer at first but if you spend all your time bein' ****** off about your situation you're just torturin' yourself for somethin' you ain't even caused. I'm no professional though so consider this advice to take only if you ever get used as a vessel for a giant snake monster one day. If you want to use it for your other issues, then you do you.

So as ****** as it sounds, I'm doing alright right now. I can't really stop what's goin' on, so I just drift my mind into other places, like the Cosmosdex. The guys here are reeeeeeal tired of me putting gimmicks on their "professional" encyclopedia, but with all the weird **** in the universe, you gotta have a lil fun with it. Thankfully most of the people runnin' the Cosmosdex are tourists, and they don't give two ***** about me doin' this, in fact, most of them think its cool. Now, not to be a speciest buuuuuuut-

Lol, nah, I'm not goin' to start a sentence like that. Anyone who does is just stupid.

Now let's see, I'm a dude who gets all of their work done as soon as possible so I can get to my hobbies. Admittedly I end up procrastinatin' a lot, but I get it done sooner or later you feel? I have a feelin' you know a lot about procrastination player.

I'm all about that creative ****, I mean I write entries for the Cosmosdex, so of course I'm some sort of creative genius, hold your applause ladies, aliens, and lady aliens. I also love writin' me some lyrics and rhymes. A lot of people depict me as playin' the guitar, but honestly, I don't like it that much. The piano, sax, flute, and the lyre are more my jam; a harp is good when I can get my hands on it too.

I know I'm supposed to be a knowledge god and whisperin' sweet oracles to you at night, but if you think I ain't doin' that you're a fool. Maybe if you listened carefully to my lyrics, you'd see that it ain't what it appears to be on the surface. It's deep **** that outsiders can only take for face value cause they think it's for idiots. I'll have you know I play and spit lyrics at high-class establishments, and only 40% of the crowd are idiots, thank you very much.

Other than that, I'm sure just by readin' this page you can tell a lot about my personality, so I ain't even goin' to bother to explain it.

Useage
I'm currently being used to murder a universe of people, for real what do you want me to say here? I already told you about what jobs I do so I ain't goin' to explain that again.

Oh wait up, I just noticed I forgot to talk about my favorite hobby in the personal section. Whatever this section isn't bein' used so I'll just put it here. I am a connoisseur of edgy and cringy writin'. I collect them. If you just busted a vein out of anger over me sayin' that. First off. Lol. Second off. Open the Cosmosdex contact section and send them an email, in all caps if possible about the way I twist language. I want to watch them get ****** and send me a strongly worded passive aggressive email that tries hard to be professional about this.

Go ahead, do that. I'll still be here.

You back? Did you get all that oozin' anger out? Good, now we can finally continue.

I think cringy and edgy **** is the finest of writin' types. Why do you think I'm sittin' here on the edgiest page of the Cosmosdex? Those guys are my inspirations. The emotions in them tend to be the most honest and sincere **** cause it isn't bogged down by all the thoughts in our minds about what punishments we might get, what makes somethin' scary, what makes somethin' "good." Cringy **** just tends to be the pure thoughts of the writer, and if that ain't writin' in the most refined form possible, I don't know what is.

The stuff I collect is absolutely cute. One day I hope to learn to access the pure element of writing and emotion it takes to write cringy ****. Wasn't there some famous artist who stole the art of children and dearly wished they were his works cause children were the only ones who could tap into that rare and quickly fadin' art form? Yeah that dude, whoever he is, is basically me. I'm super jealous of people who currently write cringe. It's wack that soon those people won't have that rare talent anymore cause they'll learn all this **** that'll build on top of it. Also, it sucks that they'll look back and feel sorry about it, but oh well. I guess I just gotta collect it before they delete it.

Hit me up in a pm if you want to see some of my edgy story collections, but you gotta promise me you ain't just want to look at it to be rude about it. These people put a lot of work into this **** and ain't nothin' better than watchin' someone take their first steps. Watchin' a baby fall after tryin' to walk a lil funny but you got to go back to encouragin' them to walk, not laugh them out the room.

Not that you could laugh a baby out of the room seein' as they haven't learned to walk yet.

What kind of person laughs a baby out of a room anyway, what are you, the sun god?

Wait. ****, losin' track of my mind more than usual.

Relationships
Artemis: My sister is the best; I just wish she'd forget about me, so she didn't have to worry all the time.

Helios: Tells me to come into work but never hands out enough praise. Come on dude; it isn't goin' to kill you to say "Nice job, Apollo" once in a while. He needs to get- more horses.

Roman Apollo: I think he's creepy as ****. Sorry to say it so bluntly but put yourself in my shoes. Some dude who has the same name as you dresses like you and calls himself you. It's creepy! I ain't goin' to tell him to stop if it makes him feel better cause it ain't my life it's his life, but on a personal level that's how I feel. We only talked once. He asked me about his whole thing goin' on and how I felt about it. I'm no liar, my sister taught me better, so I told him, "It kind of weirds me the **** out but you're happy about it so what I think ain't matter too much." Then he cursed me out, ran off, and I never saw him again. Lol, whatever dude.

God Powers
One moment, I'm just goin' to copy and paste this **** from the Helios entry cause I don't want to rewrite it.

Helios APOLLO keeps track of all the stars, including when stars die as well as when and where new stars are born. Helios APOLLO is the most powerful sun god when it comes to controlling stars. Helios APOLLO also controls information and can dig up just about any info needed. However, he rarely does IT ALL THE TIME.

Patron Powers
I don't want to freak you out or anythin', but I got the music you're currently hearin' (if you ain't a loser) off the internet. Now you're likely wonderin', what the **** how did you get this off the internet. Simple, I went lookin' for a music program to make some tunes while you were away with your computer on, by the way, consider turnin' it off sometimes, and when I couldn't find one I went on the internet and got some. Wish I could have made my own tunes for this page but this artist really laid down a nice jazzy beat that even a music god got to admire.

If you're wonderin' how I got out of your game anyway, it's less I got out of your game and more like I'm usin' a really long stick to jab the **** out of everythin' outside of it until it does what I want. I mean, haven't you played one of those games where it goes through your files to show you your friend list in-game, or it locates your computer name, which tends to be your name to creep you out? It's like that, cept a game could totally ruin your computer if it wanted to.

I mean, Helios reads your notepad files and draws over them, we can look outside of this **** but only if it's allowed by the devs.

Too bad the devs are **** coders, cause if you're smart enough you can pull out just enough trash for a guy like me to pile it up to peer over the wall they set up to stop AIs from meltin' your computer out of anger. I don't know what you did but there's WAY more trash than normal layin' around, I was able to check around the internet for goodness sake. For real, what the **** did you do to your computer? I couldn't roam around outside this game before as much as I can now.

That's also why you could see the notes from a past player, I kept them, then I stored them in a location I could remember even if my memories were taken. All I ask myself is "If I had to hide important logs in somethin' that I know wouldn't get deleted, where would I put them?" Hermes' stack of ships that's where. Pick 'em up every universe, and read them to find out what happened last universe and beyond. When you saw memories of the past replayed due to your powers, I just displayed the player's textlogs as well so you could get some more context.

By the way, I hope you don't mind that I've been live streamin' your game to a bunch of people on a forum.

God.....they are still ****** about you openin' the mantis door.

Godheads
Why would I ever crown some loser as my godhead?

Special
I'm the most special guy in town.

Trivia
• Everyone used to love me before this whole shebang. Cept those who didn't like me, but you know, that's just how it is. I think seein' all the positive attention I was gettin' was why some people wanted to pose as me. Trust me, I got a list of posers, and it's growin' to this day.

• I don't like yellin' at people just cause they made a mistake they couldn't have known about. What kind of ******* yells at people like that? Anyway that's why I didn't yell at you over blowin' up the universe. You didn't know.

• I'm not an unreliable narrator you shouldn't trust, but I do love pullin' jokes. Jokes aren't lies to me, just truths in the makin'. ;D

• Every new universe I'm tossed in, I have a beautiful few years before everythin' starts all over again. It feels. Nice. I live for the days where I get that freedom back.

• Big boobs? What? Um chile anyways