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Night of the Nocturne Song!

Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Put our hitpoints to the test!
Tie your ambush ‘round your neck, cherie,
And we provide the rest.
Chests of bears?
Famil-iars?
Ha, we only drop powders!
Try the buttrocks, they’re to die for!
Don’t believe me? Ask the centaurs!
They can sing,
They con-tuse,
After all, derg, you could lose,
And our dodge-rate here is never second best!
Go on, and pick your venue,
Take a glance and then you’ll,
Get a chest,
Oui, a chest,
Get a chest!

Take your toll,
For Nocturne scrolls,
Eggs and clothing? Ha, how droll!
We’ll bear-bear and bear with bear,
A Coli-nary cabearet!
You’re alone,
And you’re scared,
But the Swipp trade’s all prepared!
All are gloomy or complaining,
While the grind’s not entertaining!
We tell jokes,
And make memes,
And our poor wrists and fingers scream,
And it’s bringing carpel tunnel, you can bet!
Come on and Scratch that Moth!
We’re working up a froth!
To get a chest,
If you’re stressed,
It’s the cauldron we suggest!
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest!

Life is simply baffling,
For a monster who’s not dodging,
He’s just dead with all that breath to waste upon…
Ah, those good old days when we had no bears,
Suddenly those good old days are gone…
Three years we’ve been rusting,
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just get brewed up at Baldwin’s…

Now we’ve cycled in, though,
You want to see just us foes!

It’s a chest!
It’s a chest!
Sakes alive, well I’ll be blessed!
Chests in Hoard and thank Tidelord
I hope the contents do impress,
Oh not again,
Make bearskin,
And my dear that’s fine with me!
And at Baldwin, to get goo in,
I’ll be bubbling, I’ll be brewing!
I’ll get muck,
From the bear,
Just dissolve it, I don’t care.
Chuck it in! We want ingredients express!
We’ve got a lot to do
Is it red ooze or blue
For you, a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Look a chest!

Get a chest,
Get a chest!
PLEASE GOOD LOOT is your request!
It’s three years since we have started this event!
And we’re obsessed,
With the drops,
With the grind,
Yes, for chests, we hope to find!
While the laptop screen’s still glowing,
Coffee helps you,
We’ll keep going,
Mob by mob,
One by one,
‘Til you shout, enough, I’m done!
Then we’ll pray to RNG as you de-chest!
Tonight you’ll prop your feet up,
But for now, let’s beat up,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Please, get a chest!

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