SexyPants

Hello, hello, sexy pants
Hello, hello, hello, sexy pants
Where'd you get those pants?
Where'd you get those pants?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
I wanna know why it hurts so bad

Hello sexy pants
Did ya know that I like your pants?
I'd like to take a walk with you
Through the hills of France

And it's easy as 1, 2
It's a 1, 2 dance
You can make a wish come true
In your 1, 2 pants

But down in Congress
All the boys get mad

Hello let's be friends
Take a friendly chance
And go all around the world
In a friendly stance

Then go to Pyongyang
And shake some hands

Every day it's such a lovely day
To wake up in the morning
And everywhere
Somebody lonely is still feeling blue

At the clothing store
Nobody tells you
That the whole world is changing

At the grocery store
Someone will tell you
That what changed is you

Hello sexy lamp
"Oh, that's a sexy lamp."
You can light the whole darn sky
At 2 AM

Way down in Congress
The lights go black

Simon says
"I can't remember anything I've been doing, or anything I remember"
I don't care
As long as we find out
What we're supposed to do

Hello, Simon Says
"Let me sign your checks"