Pavlo

-a guardian who seems to constantly forget the fact he's significantly larger than most of his clanmates, which has lead to many incidents that most insurance brokers would deem "entirely preventable"
-describing him as a glutton would be an understatement- he will eat anything, even your nasty two week old leftovers
-ate his own charge (a large, round gemstone) because he thought it'd taste good (it didn't)
-said charge isn't exactly digestible so it's just sorta lodged in his stomach now, which is... not the best or worst way to protect something, i guess?
-constantly bellyaches about having bellyaches because he "just can't help himself" whenever he sees something that looks even vaguely edible
-his clanmates have developed a game to see just how far his seemingly insatiable appetite will take him. so far, some of the most notable """meals""" he's been offered, eaten and somehow digested includes miscellaneous alchemical waste, hardened goo from the bottom of a now inactive vent from the wyrmwound, and at least thirteen kinds of mild-to-moderately poisonous fish