TOADSNACK

TOADSNACK is loud, affable, and extremely posh. He always booms at full volume whenever he speaks, and is very polite, but in a way that suggests that politeness has been described to him instead of actually demonstrated. He's got a lot of barely-restrained enthusiasm and visibly thinks he is very handsome. Luckily, he's not considered arrogant because he's always bursting with vaguely odd compliments for his clanmates, as well. For example: "You look absolutely spiffing today, my dear friend!"

Children love him, he perfectly nails the combination of solid reassurance and absurd whimsy that children like best. He was born to be an eccentric uncle and he embraces it.