StanleyNarrator

Fan Dragon of the Narrator of The Stanley Parable.
After all... the end is never the end.

"When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left."

"Stanley touched every single thing in the office, but it didn't make a single difference in the story whatsoever"

"OH NO NO NO! This is all a spoiler! Quick Stanley, close your eyes. We just have to get back to um...uhh..You know, instead of wasting my time trying to solve this nonsense, I'll just restart the game, hmm? "

"Okay then, It's an adventure! Come Stanley, let's find the story!"

"Do you remember Stanley? Well do you know what? Since I've completely forgot what we were supposed to be doing: YOU WIN!"

"And since the answer is clearly 'yes', then by all accounts, the door on the right is the correct one! Another victory for logic. Come on Stanley, our destiny awaits!"

"I haven't even finished building this section of the map, because you were never supposed to be here in the first place. Broken rooms, exposed developer textures... is this what you had wanted?"

"Yesss, it's complete! I made this Stanley. Look at it. Gaze upon my work of art and feel ashamed at your own inadequacy."

"Oh yes. Yes I'll be back. There's no other way. Once this ends, after all it comes to a close, then I'll be back."

"What's that? You'd like to know where your co-workers are? A moment of solace before you're obliterated? Alright I'm in a good mood, and you're gonna die anyway. I'll tell you exactly what happened to them. I erased them. I turned off the machine. I set you free."

"You're only still playing instead of watching a cutscene because I want to watch you for every moment you are powerless, to see you made humble."

"This is not a challenge. It's a tragedy. You wanted to control this world; that's fine. But I'm going to destroy it first so you can't. "