Creature

D'you like my hat?
A little ladylike huh?
Well it's not my fault that I like flowers, and I like pink!
So keep your pesky, sniffling nose out of other people's business!

Oh? Really? I do look rather fetching in it, don't I?
Sorry about that outburst, but most people laugh when they first see me.
But you're not bad at all!
Anyway, I'm the official memory-keeper.
I write down the commings and happenings of this particular lair.
Don't believe me? Just see the innerds of this here book!
Oh, don't bother with that one.
What was it?
Er-erm-well-
You shouldn't be peeking in other peoples business, you hairy, short legged, no good-
Just get outta here, go on, git!

Oh. That fellow was pleasant, wasn't 'e?
Oh, I'm alone.
Pity.